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The Killers - Mr. Brightside
- 2
The Killers - Somebody Told Me
- 3
The Killers - When You Were Young
- 4
The Killers - Human
- 5
The Killers - All These Things That I've Done
- 6
The Killers - Read My Mind
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The Killers - Smile Like You Mean It
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The Killers - Spaceman
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The Killers - Here With Me
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The Killers - Shot At The Night
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The Killers - The Way It Was
- 12
The Killers - Runaways
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The Killers - Just Another Girl
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The Killers - Miss Atomic Bomb
- 15
The Killers - For Reasons Unknown
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The Killers - The Man
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The Killers - Be Still
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The Killers - Change Your Mind
- 19
The Killers - Bones
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The Killers - Jenny Was a Friend Of Mine
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The Killers - Battle Born
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The Killers - Everything Will Be Alright
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The Killers - Run For Cover
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The Killers - I Can't Stay
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The Killers - boy
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The Killers - Sam's Town
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The Killers - This Is Your Life
- 28
The Killers - Caution
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The Killers - Some Kind Of Love
- 30
The Killers - A Dustland Fairytale
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The Killers - Boots
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The Killers - Flesh And Bone
- 33
The Killers - In Another Life
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The Killers - My Own Soul's Warning
- 35
The Killers - Bright Lights
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The Killers - Glamorous Indie Rock & Roll
- 37
The Killers - The World We Live In
- 38
The Killers - On Top
- 39
The Killers - Quiet Town
- 40
The Killers - A White Demon Love Song
- 41
The Killers - Losing Touch
- 42
The Killers - Tranquilize
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The Killers - Wonderful Wonderful
- 44
The Killers - Believe Me Natalie
- 45
The Killers - Deadlines And Commitments
- 46
The Killers - Dustland (feat. Bruce Springsteen)
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The Killers - Heart Of a Girl
- 48
The Killers - Rut
- 49
The Killers - Carry Me Home
- 50
The Killers - Exitlude
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The Killers - Andy You're A Star
- 52
The Killers - Bling (Confession Of a King)
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The Killers - Enterlude
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The Killers - Land Of The Free
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The Killers - Midnight Show
- 56
The Killers - My List
- 57
The Killers - This River Is Wild
- 58
The Killers - West Hills
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The Killers - Blowback
- 60
The Killers - Don't Look Back In Anger
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The Killers - Dying Breed
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The Killers - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
- 63
The Killers - Goodnight, Travel Well
- 64
The Killers - Uncle Johnny
- 65
The Killers - Why Do I Keep Counting?
- 66
The Killers - Fire In Bone
- 67
The Killers - Hotel California
- 68
The Killers - In The Car Outside
- 69
The Killers - Out Of My Mind
- 70
The Killers - Pressure Machine
- 71
The Killers - Prize Fighter
- 72
The Killers - Runaway Horses (feat. Phoebe Bridgers)
- 73
The Killers - Shadowplay
- 74
The Killers - The Calling
- 75
The Killers - Your Side Of Town
- 76
The Killers - A Matter Of Time
- 77
The Killers - Don't Shoot Me Santa
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The Killers - Forget About What I Said
- 79
The Killers - Leave The Bourbon On The Shelf
- 80
The Killers - Romeo And Juliet
- 81
The Killers - Show You How
- 82
The Killers - Sleepwalker
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The Killers - Sweet Talk
- 84
The Killers - Tyson vs Douglas
- 85
The Killers - Under The Gun
- 86
The Killers - Bette Davis Eyes
- 87
The Killers - Can't Take My Eyes Off You
- 88
The Killers - Desperate Things
- 89
The Killers - Dirt Sledding (feat. Ryan Pardey & Richard Dreyfuss)
- 90
The Killers - Four Winds
- 91
The Killers - Joseph, Better You Than Me (feat. Elton John)
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The Killers - Peace Of Mind
- 93
The Killers - Running Towards A Place
- 94
The Killers - The Getting By
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The Killers - The Getting By II
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The Killers - The Rising Tide
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The Killers - Tidal Wave
- 98
The Killers - Wembley Song
- 99
The Killers - Where The White Boys Dance
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The Killers - A Great Big Sled (feat. Toni Halliday)
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The Killers - C'est La Vie
- 102
The Killers - I Feel It In My Bones
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The Killers - Imploding The Mirage
- 104
The Killers - Joy Ride
- 105
The Killers - Life To Come
- 106
The Killers - Move Away
- 107
The Killers - My God (feat. Weyes Blood)
- 108
The Killers - Neon Tiger
- 109
The Killers - Replaceable
- 110
The Killers - Ruby Don't Take Your Love To Town
- 111
The Killers - Spirit
- 112
The Killers - Terrible Thing
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The Killers - The Captain
- 114
The Killers - When The Dreams Run Dry
- 115
The Killers - Where Is She?
- 116
The Killers - Who Let You Go?
- 117
The Killers - Why Don't You Find Out For Yourself
- 118
The Killers - ¡Happy Birthday Guadalupe!
- 119
The Killers - A Crippling Blow
- 120
The Killers - A Spaceship Adventure
- 121
The Killers - Adrenaline
- 122
The Killers - All I Want
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The Killers - All The Pretty Faces
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The Killers - Bad Moon Rising
- 125
The Killers - Christmas In L.A.
- 126
The Killers - Cody
- 127
The Killers - Coming Out
- 128
The Killers - Daddy's Eyes
- 129
The Killers - Desperate
- 130
The Killers - Don't Fence Me In
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The Killers - Forever Young
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The Killers - From Here On Out
- 133
The Killers - Get Trashed
- 134
The Killers - Go All The Way
- 135
The Killers - Have All The Songs Been Written?
- 136
The Killers - I'll Be Home For Christmas (feat. Ned Humphrey Hansen)
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The Killers - In a Little While
- 138
The Killers - Indie Rock 'N' Roll
- 139
The Killers - Joel, The Lump Of Coal
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The Killers - Joseph, Better You Than Me
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The Killers - Lightning Fields (feat. k.d. lang)
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The Killers - Money On Straight
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The Killers - Not True
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The Killers - Oh Yeah By The Way
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The Killers - Runaway Horses II
- 146
The Killers - Soft Surrender
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The Killers - Stereo Of Lies
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The Killers - The Ballad Of Michael Valentine
- 149
The Killers - The Cowboy's Christmas Ball
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The Killers - Ultra Violet (Light My Way)
- 151
The Killers - Waiting For Love
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The Killers - West Hills II
Joel, The Lump Of Coal
The Killers
Up in the old North pole
There lived a lump of anthracite
Whose parents called him Joel
Joel, Joel, the lump of coal
Happy as a lump can be
He just wants to keep Santa warm
And make the elves cosy
But Santa Claus had other plans
For Joel one fateful day
"Joel, you're just the lump I need
Come join me on my sleigh"
Joel, Joel, the lump of coal
Heart leapt up with joy
"I'll soon be Santa's present to
A lucky girl or boy
We'll laugh and play together
And we'll hold each other tight
Snuggle under clean white sheets
When we go to sleep at night"
Then Santa's elves all laughed at Joel
"You're in for a surprise
You're not a special Christmas gift
You're just a booby prize
What kid would ever want you?
You're filthy as can be
And now you have to go and live
With one who's been naughty"
But I may keep
Poor Joel crying in electricy
You pollute the air
With CO2 and Mercury
Joel, Joel, the lump of coal
Fell down upon his knees
"I don't want to live with a naughty kid
Don't make me, Santa, please"
But Santa laughed his jolly laugh
"Ho ho, you stupid lump
You're just the thing to teach this brat
That Santa ain't no chump, ho ho ho"
So off they flew and before he knew
Joel was in a sack
He cried and yelled to Santa Claus
"Why don't we just go back?"
And then came Christmas morning
And much to Joel's surprise
He saw a boy with the saddest face
And tears were in his eyes
(Tears were in his eyes)
He picked Joel up, he held him
He said "You can be my friend"
(Be my next best friend)
"I would have liked some presents but
You're what Santa chose to send"
(Santa chose to send)
"It's true I've been a naughty boy
And maybe that's a sin"
(Maybe that's a sin)
"But if this is how Santa treats the kids
I'm just glad that I'm not him"
Joel, Joel, the lump of coal
Knew what he must do
He said, "Now I know the reason why
I got sent to you"
'Cause when a person hurts inside
It turns him a hard and cruel
But I know how to make your pain
Into a precious jewel
So take me in your hand, young man
And squeeze with all your might
Let's turn your pain and anger into
Something that shines bright"
And Joel, Joel, the lump of coal
He gave his life away
So one good naughty little boy
Had a diamond on Christmas day