My mom smokes pot She smokes it a lot She's really quite mellow But her brains are like jello Oh mommy mommy dear I wish you could hear What I have to say I must go away Cause who wants a mother that's a veg-head You never give me cookies and milk You always wanna feed me hash brownies Even though you know they make me puke My mom's on dope She really can't cope Her life is a mess Never changes her dress My mom don't care Just sits in her chair Watching TV How bored can she be I wish she would have stayed at Woodstock She never ever should have had me My mom's just another hippie burnout A permanent mental OD
