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The Lucksmiths - 21
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The Lucksmiths - A Downside To The Upstairs
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The Lucksmiths - A Great Parker
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The Lucksmiths - A Hiccup In Your Happiness
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The Lucksmiths - A Sobering Thought (Just When One Was Needed)
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The Lucksmiths - Abdication!
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The Lucksmiths - Adolescent Song Of Mindless Devotion
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The Lucksmiths - After the after party
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The Lucksmiths - All The Recipes I've Ever Ruined
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The Lucksmiths - Andrew's Pleasure
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The Lucksmiths - Aviatrix
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The Lucksmiths - Beach Boys Medley
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The Lucksmiths - Beer Nut
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The Lucksmiths - Before The Sun Came Up
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The Lucksmiths - Birthday Present for Katrina
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The Lucksmiths - Broken Bones
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The Lucksmiths - Camera Shy
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The Lucksmiths - Can't Believe My Eyes
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The Lucksmiths - Caravanna
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The Lucksmiths - Cat In Sunshine
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The Lucksmiths - Clever Hans
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The Lucksmiths - Cliched Title For Kris
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The Lucksmiths - Columns O' Steam
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The Lucksmiths - Danielle Steel
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The Lucksmiths - Day In The City
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The Lucksmiths - Detective Agency
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The Lucksmiths - Don't Bring Your Work To Bed
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The Lucksmiths - Don't Come With Me
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The Lucksmiths - Edward, Sandwich Hand
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The Lucksmiths - English Murder Mystery
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The Lucksmiths - Even Stevens
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The Lucksmiths - Fear Of Rollercoasters
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The Lucksmiths - Fiction
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The Lucksmiths - First Cousin
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The Lucksmiths - Fridge Magnet Song
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The Lucksmiths - Friendless Summer
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The Lucksmiths - Frisbee
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The Lucksmiths - From Here to Maternity
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The Lucksmiths - From Macaulay Station
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The Lucksmiths - Goodness Gracious
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The Lucksmiths - Great Lengths
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The Lucksmiths - Guess How Much I Love You
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The Lucksmiths - Harmonicas and Trams
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The Lucksmiths - Honey Honey Honey
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The Lucksmiths - Housewarming
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The Lucksmiths - How To Tie A Tie
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The Lucksmiths - I Am About To Sail
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The Lucksmiths - I Can't Believe It's Not Better
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The Lucksmiths - I Don't Want To Walk Around No More
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The Lucksmiths - I Prefer The Twentieth Century
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The Lucksmiths - I Started a Joke
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The Lucksmiths - Ie, Eg, Etc
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The Lucksmiths - If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Now
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The Lucksmiths - Jennifer Jason
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The Lucksmiths - Jewel Thieves
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The Lucksmiths - Lament Of The Lyrics Wedgebill
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The Lucksmiths - Little Athletics
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The Lucksmiths - Little Distraction
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The Lucksmiths - Macintyre
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The Lucksmiths - Mars
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The Lucksmiths - Mezzanine
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The Lucksmiths - Midweek Midmorning
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The Lucksmiths - Motorscooter
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The Lucksmiths - Moving
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The Lucksmiths - Music To Hold Hands To
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The Lucksmiths - Myopic Friends
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The Lucksmiths - Now I'm Even Further Away
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The Lucksmiths - Off With His Cardigan!
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The Lucksmiths - Only Angels Have Wings
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The Lucksmiths - Paper Planes
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The Lucksmiths - Pin Cushion
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The Lucksmiths - Please Respond
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The Lucksmiths - Punchlines
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The Lucksmiths - Putt Putt
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The Lucksmiths - Putting It Off And Putting It Off
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The Lucksmiths - Remote Control
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The Lucksmiths - Rue Something
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The Lucksmiths - Run Spot Run
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The Lucksmiths - Scottsdale
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The Lucksmiths - Self-Preservation
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The Lucksmiths - Shine On Me
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The Lucksmiths - Silver Friends
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The Lucksmiths - Sleep Well
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The Lucksmiths - Smokers in Love
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The Lucksmiths - Snug
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The Lucksmiths - Southernmost
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The Lucksmiths - Stayaway Stars
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The Lucksmiths - Sucesslessness
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The Lucksmiths - Summertown
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The Lucksmiths - Sunlight In A Jar
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The Lucksmiths - Synchronised Sinking
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The Lucksmiths - T-shirt Weather
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The Lucksmiths - Take This Lying Down
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The Lucksmiths - Tale of Two Cities
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The Lucksmiths - The Art Of Cooking For Two
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The Lucksmiths - The Baker's Wife
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The Lucksmiths - The Cassingle Revival
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The Lucksmiths - The Chapter In Your Life Entitled San Francisco
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The Lucksmiths - The Drunkest Man in the World
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The Lucksmiths - The Fog Of Trujilla
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The Lucksmiths - The Forgetting Of Wisdom
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The Lucksmiths - The Golden Age Of Aviation
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The Lucksmiths - The Great Dividing Range
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The Lucksmiths - The Invention Of Ordinary Everyday Things
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The Lucksmiths - The Music Next Door
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The Lucksmiths - The Opposite Of Coffee
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The Lucksmiths - The Perfect Crime
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The Lucksmiths - The Sandringham Line
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The Lucksmiths - The Shipwreck Coast
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The Lucksmiths - The Tichborne Claimant
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The Lucksmiths - The Winter Proper
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The Lucksmiths - The Year Of Driving Langourously
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The Lucksmiths - There is a boy that never goes out
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The Lucksmiths - Thomas and Martha
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The Lucksmiths - Tmrw vs Y'day
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The Lucksmiths - To Absent Votes
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The Lucksmiths - Train Robbers' Wives
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The Lucksmiths - Transpontine
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The Lucksmiths - Tree
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The Lucksmiths - Twenty-two
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The Lucksmiths - Two Storeys
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The Lucksmiths - Umbrella
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The Lucksmiths - Under The Rotunda
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The Lucksmiths - Untidy Towns
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The Lucksmiths - Up
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The Lucksmiths - Victor Trumper
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The Lucksmiths - Weatherboard
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The Lucksmiths - Welcome Home
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The Lucksmiths - What Passes For Silence
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The Lucksmiths - What you'll miss
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The Lucksmiths - William and Mary
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The Lucksmiths - World Encyclopedia Of Twentieth Century Murder
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The Lucksmiths - Wyoming
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The Lucksmiths - Young and Dumb
English Murder Mystery
The Lucksmiths
And she's so wrapped up in the English Murder Mystery
I was nowhere near the scene of the crime
I was nowhere around at the time
Someone dropped arsenic in Mr Robinson's wine
Getting angry doesn't suit her
Says her English literature tutor
She's a sheep in wolves clothing
It's a bad disguise
I couldn't help noticing with due surprise
That she's dotted her t's and crossed her i's
And she wants to take me away to a hotel in
Bornmouth for the holidays
What's murder and suspense between good friends?
We took a cliched clifftop walk
And I made the mistake of mentioning Peter Falk
She says American TV has killed the murder mystery
'Cause the killer's always caught by 10.23
I had the motive but she gave me the means
A dagger in the drawing room just after tea
She was Miss Scarlet with embarrassment
And envy turned me Reverend Green
I love her but she loves Agatha Christie
She's dead serious about her family history
But she made me promise that I'd never hurt her
She looked so suspicious at the supper I served her
One mans meat is another man's murder
And she wants to put me away in a room without a view for a long holiday
What's prosecution and defence?
What's common law and common sense?
What's a barbed wire electrified fence between friends?