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The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
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The Proclaimers - I'm On My Way
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The Proclaimers - Your Childhood
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The Proclaimers - Then I Met You
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The Proclaimers - Get Ready
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The Proclaimers - Letter From America
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The Proclaimers - Over and Done With
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The Proclaimers - Streets Of Edinburgh
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The Proclaimers - Sunshine On Leith
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The Proclaimers - Dentures Out
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The Proclaimers - Follow The Money
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The Proclaimers - Hate My Love
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The Proclaimers - My Old Friend The Blues
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The Proclaimers - News To Nietzsche
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The Proclaimers - Sundays By John Calvin
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The Proclaimers - What Do You Do?
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The Proclaimers - (I'm Gonna) Burn Your Playhouse Down
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The Proclaimers - (Trying to Get to) the Part That Really Matters
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The Proclaimers - A Land Fit for Zeros
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The Proclaimers - A Long Long Long Time
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The Proclaimers - A Mix
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The Proclaimers - A Way With Words
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The Proclaimers - A Woman's Place
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The Proclaimers - Act Of Remembrance
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The Proclaimers - After You're Gone
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The Proclaimers - Angry Cyclist
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The Proclaimers - Be With Me
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The Proclaimers - Beautiful Truth
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The Proclaimers - Blood Lying On Snow
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The Proclaimers - Born Innocent
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The Proclaimers - Calendar On the Wall
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The Proclaimers - Cap in Hand
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The Proclaimers - Classy
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The Proclaimers - Come on Nature
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The Proclaimers - Dance With Me
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The Proclaimers - Don't Give It To Me
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The Proclaimers - Don't Turn Out Like Your Mother
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The Proclaimers - Draw Another Line
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The Proclaimers - Drop Dead Destiny
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The Proclaimers - Everybody's a Victim
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The Proclaimers - Feast Your Eyes
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The Proclaimers - Forever Young
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The Proclaimers - Ghost of Love
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The Proclaimers - Harness Pain
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The Proclaimers - Heaven Right Now
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The Proclaimers - Here It Comes Again
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The Proclaimers - Hit The Highway
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The Proclaimers - How Many Times
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The Proclaimers - I Think That’s What I Believe
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The Proclaimers - I Want To Be A Christian
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The Proclaimers - I'd Ask the Questions
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The Proclaimers - If I’m Still Around
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The Proclaimers - If There's a God
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The Proclaimers - In My Home
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The Proclaimers - In Recognition
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The Proclaimers - Information
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The Proclaimers - It Broke My Heart
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The Proclaimers - It's Saturday Night
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The Proclaimers - King Of The Road
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The Proclaimers - Lady Luck
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The Proclaimers - Let's Get Married
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The Proclaimers - Life With You
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The Proclaimers - Like Comedy
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The Proclaimers - Looted
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The Proclaimers - Make My Heart Fly
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The Proclaimers - Misty Blue
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The Proclaimers - Moral Compass
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The Proclaimers - New Religion
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The Proclaimers - No One Left to Blame
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The Proclaimers - Oh Jean
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The Proclaimers - One Too Many
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The Proclaimers - Play The Man
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The Proclaimers - Praise
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The Proclaimers - Rainbows and Happy Regrets
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The Proclaimers - S-O-R-R-Y
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The Proclaimers - Scotland's Story
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The Proclaimers - Sean
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The Proclaimers - She Arouses Me So
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The Proclaimers - Should Have Been Loved
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The Proclaimers - Shout Shout
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The Proclaimers - Signs Of Love
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The Proclaimers - Simple Things
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The Proclaimers - Sky Takes the Soul
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The Proclaimers - Slowburner
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The Proclaimers - Sometimes It's The Fools
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The Proclaimers - Spinning Around in the Air
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The Proclaimers - Stretch
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The Proclaimers - Sweet Little Girls
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The Proclaimers - Teardrops
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The Proclaimers - Ten Tiny Fingers
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The Proclaimers - That's When He Told Her
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The Proclaimers - The Battle of the Booze
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The Proclaimers - The Doodle Song
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The Proclaimers - The First Attack
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The Proclaimers - The Hours Between
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The Proclaimers - The Joyful Kilmarnock Blues
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The Proclaimers - The Light
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The Proclaimers - The Long Haul
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The Proclaimers - The Lover's Face
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The Proclaimers - The More I Believe
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The Proclaimers - The Other Side
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The Proclaimers - The Recent Past
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The Proclaimers - The Thought of You
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The Proclaimers - The World That Was
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The Proclaimers - Then Again
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The Proclaimers - Then It Comes To Me
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The Proclaimers - There's
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The Proclaimers - There's a Touch
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The Proclaimers - These Arms Of Mine
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The Proclaimers - Things As They Are
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The Proclaimers - Through Him
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The Proclaimers - Throw the 'R' Away
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The Proclaimers - Tuesday Afternoon
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The Proclaimers - What Makes You Cry?
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The Proclaimers - What School?
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The Proclaimers - What The Audience Knew
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The Proclaimers - Whatever You've Got
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The Proclaimers - When You're In Love
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The Proclaimers - Wherever You Roam
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The Proclaimers - Whole Wide World
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The Proclaimers - Women and Wine
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The Proclaimers - You Built Me Up
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The Proclaimers - You Make Me Happy
Don't Turn Out Like Your Mother
The Proclaimers
Good at what you do
I'm happy as hell
When I'm alone whit you
As you stroke my body
And soothe my brow
With everything
That the law will allow
I pray "Don't turn out like your mother"
(repeat)
Im a grown man
Over 21
I've got an ugly face
But I have a lot of fun
So if spill a glass
Or break a dish
I hear your voice
And I make this wish
Please "Don't turn out like your mother"
Don't turn out
Don't turn out
Don't turn out like your mother
I couldn't stand it
And I'll be damned if
I'm gonna live with another
So many woman
Give you so much
Civilized ways
And a gentle touch
A different perspective
That's as bright as a button
But then you wake up one morning
And it all counts for nothing
Cos she's turned into her mother
Don't turn out
Don't turn out
Don't turn out like your mother
I couldn't stand it
And I'll be damned if
I'm gonna live with another
It's not the way she looks
It's not the food she cooks
Her kind of indignation
Don't cause me trepidation
But to live with a woman like this
Would take a masochist
Or someone who could get and could stay permanently pissed
(repeat)
You're a grown woman
Good at what you do
I'm happy as hell
When I'm alone with you
As you stroke my body
And soothe my brow
With everything
That the law will allow
Im a grown man
Over 21
I've got an ugly face
But I have a lot of fun
So if spill a glass
Or break a dish
Don't get on to me
Like some haranguing witch
Don't turn out like your mother
Don't turn out
Don't turn out
Don't turn out like your mother
I couldn't stand it
And I'll be damned if
I'm gonna live with another
It's not her looks
Or the way she cooks
That wakes me up in a cold sweat
It's just the knowledge
That if it happened
I couldn't drink enough to forget
Don't turn out (etc)
Don't end up (etc)