Evidence of a new religion I'll spare you the details Effluent from a bloated business With replica shirt sales Two for the kids, one for the wife Indicating a stunted life Didn't know gullibility was so rife? Well you do know now?
Evidence of a new rligion Some hippy with a gripe Strikes a blow with his census form By summoning Star Wars tripe Here's a thing I'd love to say Lynndie England walks free today If she'll only agree to play With every Jedi Knight
An Lo! My faith it was honed We can't be alone Don't say we're alone
Give me ancestry that's inbred Give me wit that's completely dead Give me a zip for the back of my head I want to join in too
Evidence of a new religion Meeting a human need Fertiliser for the brain Feeding the weakest seeds
