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The Real Mckenzies - Chip
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The Real Mckenzies - I Do What I Want
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The Real Mckenzies - 13
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The Real Mckenzies - 36 Barrels
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The Real Mckenzies - Auld Lang Syne
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The Real Mckenzies - Barrett's Privateers
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The Real Mckenzies - Drink Some More
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The Real Mckenzies - Farewell To Nova Scotia
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The Real Mckenzies - Get Lost
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The Real Mckenzies - Gi' Us a Dram
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The Real Mckenzies - Midnight Train To Moscow
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The Real Mckenzies - The Skeleton And The Tailor
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The Real Mckenzies - Will Ye No Come Back Again?
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The Real Mckenzies - 10,000 Shots
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The Real Mckenzies - Ault Mrs. Hunt
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The Real Mckenzies - Ballad Of Jon Silver
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The Real Mckenzies - Bastards
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The Real Mckenzies - Best Day Until Tomorrow
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The Real Mckenzies - Bitch Off The Money
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The Real Mckenzies - Bonnie Mary
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The Real Mckenzies - Bugger Off
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The Real Mckenzies - Burnout
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The Real Mckenzies - Catch Me
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The Real Mckenzies - Ceilidh
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The Real Mckenzies - Comin' Thro' The Rye
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The Real Mckenzies - Cross The Ocean
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The Real Mckenzies - Dance Around The Whisky
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The Real Mckenzies - Donald, Where's Yer Troosers
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The Real Mckenzies - Drink The Way I Do
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The Real Mckenzies - Droppin' Like Flies
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The Real Mckenzies - Flower Of Scotland
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The Real Mckenzies - Fool's Road
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The Real Mckenzies - Guy On Stage
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The Real Mckenzies - Heather Bells
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The Real Mckenzies - I Hate My Band
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The Real Mckenzies - Jennifer Que
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The Real Mckenzies - Kilt
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The Real Mckenzies - Kings O' Glasgow
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The Real Mckenzies - Kings Of Fife
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The Real Mckenzies - Lassie / Roamin' In The Gloamin'
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The Real Mckenzies - Lest We Forget
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The Real Mckenzies - Loch Lomond
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The Real Mckenzies - Macpherson's Rant
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The Real Mckenzies - Mainland
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The Real Mckenzies - My Bonnie
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The Real Mckenzies - My Head Is Filled With Music
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The Real Mckenzies - My Luck Is So Bad
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The Real Mckenzies - My Mangy Hound
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The Real Mckenzies - Nessie
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The Real Mckenzies - Old Becomes New
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The Real Mckenzies - Old Mrs. Cuddy
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The Real Mckenzies - Oot & Aboot
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The Real Mckenzies - Pagan Holiday
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The Real Mckenzies - Pickled
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The Real Mckenzies - Pour Decisions
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The Real Mckenzies - Raise The Banner
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The Real Mckenzies - Sawney Beane Clean
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The Real Mckenzies - Scots 'Round The World
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The Real Mckenzies - Scots Wha' Ha'e
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The Real Mckenzies - Scottish And Proud
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The Real Mckenzies - Shit Outta Luck
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The Real Mckenzies - Skye Boat Song
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The Real Mckenzies - Smokin' Bowl
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The Real Mckenzies - Stephen's Green
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The Real Mckenzies - Stone Of Kings
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The Real Mckenzies - Swords Of A Thousand Man
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The Real Mckenzies - Tae The Battle
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The Real Mckenzies - The Ballad Of Greyfriars Bobby
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The Real Mckenzies - The Catalpa
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The Real Mckenzies - The Lads Who Fought & Won
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The Real Mckenzies - The Maple Trees Remember
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The Real Mckenzies - The Massacre Of Glencoe
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The Real Mckenzies - The Message
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The Real Mckenzies - The Night The Lights Went Out In Scotland
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The Real Mckenzies - The Tempest
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The Real Mckenzies - Thistle Boy
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The Real Mckenzies - Up On a Motorbike
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The Real Mckenzies - Whiskey Scotch Whiskey
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The Real Mckenzies - White Knuckle Ride
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The Real Mckenzies - Who’d a Thought
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The Real Mckenzies - Wild Cattieyote
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The Real Mckenzies - Wild Ol' Mountain Thyme
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The Real Mckenzies - Will Ye Be Proud
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The Real Mckenzies - Ye Banks And Braes
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The Real Mckenzies - Yes
Chip
The Real Mckenzies
As his father and his gran
Working in a boat yard
Building on the River Thames
One day Chip was hard at work
The Devil appeared from Hell
He held a roll of copper
And a bucket full of nails
The devil said unto Chip
Take these nail and copper roll
But you also have to take this rat
And I will take your soul
Chip despised the rat
The rat squealed and hissed
But the bucket o' nails and copper
Were too much to resist
Chip went straight to work
He'd get rid of the rat
And there would no be a problem
With his death after the fact
But the devil rat wouldn't die
No matter how hard he tried
The rat attacked the boatwright
And he bit him in the eye
It seemed as if the river rats
Fell under Satan's spell
They followed Chip around
And made his life a living hell
He slowly lost his mind
He lost his family
He lost his job
And had to join the King's Navy
A lemon grows a pip
A yard will build a ship
As Satan is my master
I will get you a Chip
The rats chased Chip
Up the gangplank of the ship
They bit him and tortured him
Until he finally flipped
He sniveled to the captain
To turn around the rig
The captain spied his madness
And chucked him into the brig
Now the devil rat had his man
He knew just what to do
He'd command the rats
And through the planks they'd chew
The water rushed in
The ship went down
She was smashed upon the rocks
On which the rats danced around
