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The Real Mckenzies - Chip
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The Real Mckenzies - Midnight Train To Moscow
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The Real Mckenzies - The Tempest
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The Real Mckenzies - Drink Some More
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The Real Mckenzies - Kilt
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The Real Mckenzies - 10,000 Shots
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The Real Mckenzies - 13
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The Real Mckenzies - 36 Barrels
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The Real Mckenzies - Auld Lang Syne
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The Real Mckenzies - Ault Mrs. Hunt
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The Real Mckenzies - Ballad Of Jon Silver
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The Real Mckenzies - Barrett's Privateers
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The Real Mckenzies - Bastards
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The Real Mckenzies - Best Day Until Tomorrow
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The Real Mckenzies - Bitch Off The Money
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The Real Mckenzies - Bonnie Mary
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The Real Mckenzies - Bugger Off
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The Real Mckenzies - Burnout
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The Real Mckenzies - Catch Me
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The Real Mckenzies - Ceilidh
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The Real Mckenzies - Comin' Thro' The Rye
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The Real Mckenzies - Cross The Ocean
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The Real Mckenzies - Dance Around The Whisky
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The Real Mckenzies - Donald, Where's Yer Troosers
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The Real Mckenzies - Drink The Way I Do
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The Real Mckenzies - Droppin' Like Flies
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The Real Mckenzies - Farewell To Nova Scotia
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The Real Mckenzies - Flower Of Scotland
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The Real Mckenzies - Fool's Road
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The Real Mckenzies - Get Lost
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The Real Mckenzies - Gi' Us a Dram
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The Real Mckenzies - Guy On Stage
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The Real Mckenzies - Heather Bells
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The Real Mckenzies - I Do What I Want
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The Real Mckenzies - I Hate My Band
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The Real Mckenzies - Jennifer Que
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The Real Mckenzies - Kings O' Glasgow
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The Real Mckenzies - Kings Of Fife
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The Real Mckenzies - Lassie / Roamin' In The Gloamin'
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The Real Mckenzies - Lest We Forget
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The Real Mckenzies - Loch Lomond
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The Real Mckenzies - Macpherson's Rant
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The Real Mckenzies - Mainland
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The Real Mckenzies - My Bonnie
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The Real Mckenzies - My Head Is Filled With Music
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The Real Mckenzies - My Luck Is So Bad
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The Real Mckenzies - My Mangy Hound
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The Real Mckenzies - Nessie
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The Real Mckenzies - Old Becomes New
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The Real Mckenzies - Old Mrs. Cuddy
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The Real Mckenzies - Oot & Aboot
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The Real Mckenzies - Pagan Holiday
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The Real Mckenzies - Pickled
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The Real Mckenzies - Pour Decisions
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The Real Mckenzies - Raise The Banner
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The Real Mckenzies - Sawney Beane Clean
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The Real Mckenzies - Scots 'Round The World
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The Real Mckenzies - Scots Wha' Ha'e
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The Real Mckenzies - Scottish And Proud
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The Real Mckenzies - Shit Outta Luck
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The Real Mckenzies - Skye Boat Song
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The Real Mckenzies - Smokin' Bowl
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The Real Mckenzies - Stephen's Green
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The Real Mckenzies - Stone Of Kings
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The Real Mckenzies - Swords Of A Thousand Man
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The Real Mckenzies - Tae The Battle
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The Real Mckenzies - The Ballad Of Greyfriars Bobby
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The Real Mckenzies - The Catalpa
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The Real Mckenzies - The Lads Who Fought & Won
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The Real Mckenzies - The Maple Trees Remember
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The Real Mckenzies - The Massacre Of Glencoe
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The Real Mckenzies - The Message
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The Real Mckenzies - The Night The Lights Went Out In Scotland
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The Real Mckenzies - The Skeleton And The Tailor
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The Real Mckenzies - Thistle Boy
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The Real Mckenzies - Up On a Motorbike
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The Real Mckenzies - Whiskey Scotch Whiskey
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The Real Mckenzies - White Knuckle Ride
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The Real Mckenzies - Who’d a Thought
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The Real Mckenzies - Wild Cattieyote
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The Real Mckenzies - Wild Ol' Mountain Thyme
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The Real Mckenzies - Will Ye Be Proud
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The Real Mckenzies - Will Ye No Come Back Again?
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The Real Mckenzies - Ye Banks And Braes
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The Real Mckenzies - Yes
Nessie
The Real Mckenzies
Is a Scottish fjord that they call Loch Ness
The loch is so deep there ain't nobody know
And deep within the loch is a bonnie bonnie creature
A long time ago there was a people who knew
The water and the land and all life is sacred.
Everybody treated Nessie with respect
Nobody bothered her swimming in the sea so,
Swim round so proud and beautiful.
Yeah she squiggled and she squoggled
And she frolicked in the sunshine
She swam into another serpent and they fell in love
With the ocean and the highlands and the stars up above
Why go away there were no reasons
Time rolled on about 10,000 years
The ancient people of the loch began to disappear
Some were wiped out, some moved away
Who could tell that the end was near so,
Go now, get down, and swim away
But don't you forget to return on a sunny day
Come on, come on, oh Nessie come on
Come on, come on, Loch Ness is where you belong
So come on, oh Nessie come on, Loch Ness is where you belong.
Now the people of the world look down in Loch Ness
And they noticed something big and bumpy swimming all around
And the newspapers said, "she couldn't be found"
So they got the radiomen and the television crew
Run Nessie run they're all after you
Now they've got the helicopters and submarines too
If you let them capture you I know what they'll do
We'll have to pay to see you in an underwater zoo, No!
Go now, get down, and swim away
But don't you forget to return on a sunny day
Come on, come on, oh Nessie come on
Come on, come on, Loch Ness is where you belong
So come on, oh Nessie come on, Loch Ness is where you belong.
