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The Real Mckenzies - Chip
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The Real Mckenzies - Scots Wha' Ha'e
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The Real Mckenzies - Will Ye Be Proud
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The Real Mckenzies - Bastards
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The Real Mckenzies - I Hate My Band
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The Real Mckenzies - Mainland
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The Real Mckenzies - My Luck Is So Bad
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The Real Mckenzies - Swords Of A Thousand Man
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The Real Mckenzies - The Tempest
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The Real Mckenzies - Yes
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The Real Mckenzies - 10,000 Shots
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The Real Mckenzies - 36 Barrels
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The Real Mckenzies - Ault Mrs. Hunt
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The Real Mckenzies - Barrett's Privateers
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The Real Mckenzies - Bugger Off
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The Real Mckenzies - Catch Me
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The Real Mckenzies - Dance Around The Whisky
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The Real Mckenzies - Farewell To Nova Scotia
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The Real Mckenzies - Kings Of Fife
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The Real Mckenzies - Lest We Forget
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The Real Mckenzies - Loch Lomond
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The Real Mckenzies - Macpherson's Rant
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The Real Mckenzies - Midnight Train To Moscow
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The Real Mckenzies - Nessie
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The Real Mckenzies - Oot & Aboot
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The Real Mckenzies - Pagan Holiday
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The Real Mckenzies - Pour Decisions
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The Real Mckenzies - Shit Outta Luck
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The Real Mckenzies - Skye Boat Song
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The Real Mckenzies - The Maple Trees Remember
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The Real Mckenzies - The Message
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The Real Mckenzies - The Skeleton And The Tailor
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The Real Mckenzies - Wild Cattieyote
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The Real Mckenzies - Wild Ol' Mountain Thyme
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The Real Mckenzies - Ye Banks And Braes
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The Real Mckenzies - 13
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The Real Mckenzies - Auld Lang Syne
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The Real Mckenzies - Ballad Of Jon Silver
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The Real Mckenzies - Best Day Until Tomorrow
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The Real Mckenzies - Bitch Off The Money
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The Real Mckenzies - Bonnie Mary
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The Real Mckenzies - Burnout
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The Real Mckenzies - Ceilidh
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The Real Mckenzies - Comin' Thro' The Rye
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The Real Mckenzies - Cross The Ocean
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The Real Mckenzies - Donald, Where's Yer Troosers
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The Real Mckenzies - Drink Some More
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The Real Mckenzies - Drink The Way I Do
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The Real Mckenzies - Droppin' Like Flies
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The Real Mckenzies - Flower Of Scotland
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The Real Mckenzies - Fool's Road
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The Real Mckenzies - Get Lost
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The Real Mckenzies - Gi' Us a Dram
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The Real Mckenzies - Guy On Stage
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The Real Mckenzies - Heather Bells
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The Real Mckenzies - I Do What I Want
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The Real Mckenzies - Jennifer Que
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The Real Mckenzies - Kilt
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The Real Mckenzies - Kings O' Glasgow
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The Real Mckenzies - Lassie / Roamin' In The Gloamin'
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The Real Mckenzies - My Bonnie
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The Real Mckenzies - My Head Is Filled With Music
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The Real Mckenzies - My Mangy Hound
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The Real Mckenzies - Old Becomes New
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The Real Mckenzies - Old Mrs. Cuddy
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The Real Mckenzies - Pickled
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The Real Mckenzies - Raise The Banner
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The Real Mckenzies - Sawney Beane Clean
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The Real Mckenzies - Scots 'Round The World
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The Real Mckenzies - Scottish And Proud
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The Real Mckenzies - Smokin' Bowl
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The Real Mckenzies - Stephen's Green
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The Real Mckenzies - Stone Of Kings
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The Real Mckenzies - Tae The Battle
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The Real Mckenzies - The Ballad Of Greyfriars Bobby
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The Real Mckenzies - The Catalpa
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The Real Mckenzies - The Lads Who Fought & Won
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The Real Mckenzies - The Massacre Of Glencoe
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The Real Mckenzies - The Night The Lights Went Out In Scotland
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The Real Mckenzies - Thistle Boy
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The Real Mckenzies - Up On a Motorbike
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The Real Mckenzies - Whiskey Scotch Whiskey
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The Real Mckenzies - White Knuckle Ride
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The Real Mckenzies - Who’d a Thought
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The Real Mckenzies - Will Ye No Come Back Again?
I Hate My Band
The Real Mckenzies
they're filthy deceitful from fire to pan
and when i look back on what they've done to my life
they've cost me my dog, my job, and my wife
i hate my band more than you could know
they take yer mother and coercer to sew
the holes in their socks and even their kilts
they've spoiled the mil before it's been spilt
but don't get me wrong they're goods lads at heart
halos and horns, they got pitchforks and harps
i'm singin' you the story so that it be told
i toured as a young man, they made me old
i hate my band it's always the same
they waste all my time and they force me to play
when the concert is over the music is done
we constantly battle cuz 'it's half the fun
but don't get me wrong they're goods lads at heart
halos and horns, they got pitchforks and harps
i'm singin' you the story so that it be told
i toured as a young man, they made me old
i hate my band for all and for one
if we didn't sing it there'd be nae song at all
when finally alone and safe in my grave
i comfort to know that i may have escaped
so do me a favor when i've played my hand
inscribe on my tombstone "i hate my band."
