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The Residents - Act of Being Polite
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The Residents - Birthday Boy
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The Residents - Honey Bear
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The Residents - Main Titles
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The Residents - The Man In The Dark Sedan
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The Residents - Amber
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The Residents - Bach Is Dead
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The Residents - Bathsheba Bathes
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The Residents - Betty's Body
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The Residents - Birds in the Trees
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The Residents - Blue Rosebuds
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The Residents - Boo Who
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The Residents - Bossy
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The Residents - Bouncing Benny
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The Residents - Bridegroom of Blood
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The Residents - Burn Baby Burn
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The Residents - Cain and Abel
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The Residents - Caring
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The Residents - Confused
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The Residents - Constantinople
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The Residents - Consuelo's departure
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The Residents - Deadwood
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The Residents - Death In Barstow
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The Residents - Demons Dance Alone
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The Residents - Die In Terror
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The Residents - Dimples And Toes
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The Residents - Easter Woman
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The Residents - Elvis And His Boss
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The Residents - End Of Home
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The Residents - Epilogue
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The Residents - Everyone Comes To The Freak Show
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The Residents - Fine Fat Lines
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The Residents - Fingertips
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The Residents - Fire Fall
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The Residents - Flight of the Bumble Roach
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The Residents - From The Plains To Mexico
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The Residents - Ghost Child
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The Residents - Ginger's Lament
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The Residents - Give it to Someone Else
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The Residents - God's Magic Finger
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The Residents - Godsong
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The Residents - Gone Again
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The Residents - Guylum Bardot
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The Residents - Handful of Desire
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The Residents - Hanging By His Hair
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The Residents - Hard And Tenderly
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The Residents - Harry The Head
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The Residents - Hello Skinny
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The Residents - Here Come The Bums
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The Residents - Home Age Conversation
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The Residents - How to Get a Head
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The Residents - I Gave Myself To You
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The Residents - I Hate Heaven
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The Residents - Infant Tango
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The Residents - Jambalaya
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The Residents - Jello Jack The Boneless Boy
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The Residents - Judas Saves
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The Residents - Just For You
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The Residents - Kick A Picnic
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The Residents - Kill Him
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The Residents - Kill The Great Raven
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The Residents - Kiss Of Flesh
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The Residents - Laughing Song
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The Residents - Less Not More
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The Residents - Life Would Be Wonderful
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The Residents - Lillie
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The Residents - Living In Vain
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The Residents - Lizard Lady
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The Residents - Loneliness
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The Residents - Loss Of a Loved One
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The Residents - Love Is...
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The Residents - Love Leaks Out
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The Residents - Make Me Moo
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The Residents - Margaret Freeman
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The Residents - Melancholy Clumps
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The Residents - Melon Collie Lassie
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The Residents - Mickey Macaroni
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The Residents - Mickey The Mumbling Midget
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The Residents - Moisture
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The Residents - Monkey & Bunny
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The Residents - Mr. Misery
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The Residents - My Brother Paul
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The Residents - My Second Wife
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The Residents - My Work is So Behind
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The Residents - N-er-gee (Crisis Blues)
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The Residents - Needines
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The Residents - Nice Old Man
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The Residents - Nobody Laughs When They Leave
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The Residents - Pain And Pleasure
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The Residents - Part Four: Never Known Questions
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The Residents - Part One: Edweena
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The Residents - Part Three: Ship's a'Going Down
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The Residents - Part Two: The Making Of a Soul
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The Residents - Perfect Love
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The Residents - Picnic Boy
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The Residents - Picnic In The Jungle
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The Residents - Posession
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The Residents - Red Rider
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The Residents - Santa Dog
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The Residents - Seasoned Greetings
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The Residents - Secrets
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The Residents - Sinister Exaggerator
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The Residents - Six Things To A Cycle
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The Residents - Skratz
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The Residents - Spilling the Seed
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The Residents - Spotted Pinto Bean
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The Residents - Suburban Bathers
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The Residents - Tent Peg in the Temple
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The Residents - The Aging Musician
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The Residents - The Ascetic
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The Residents - The Beekeeper's Daughter
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The Residents - The Car Thief
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The Residents - The Confused Transsexual
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The Residents - The Dying Oilman
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The Residents - The Electrocutioner
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The Residents - The Golden Goat
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The Residents - The Nameless Souls
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The Residents - The Old Soldier
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The Residents - The Old Woman
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The Residents - The Service
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The Residents - The Seven Ugly Cows
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The Residents - The Shoe Salesman
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The Residents - The Simple Song
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The Residents - The Spot
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The Residents - The Talk of Creatures
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The Residents - The Thing About Them
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The Residents - The Vultures Bombay
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The Residents - The Weatherman
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The Residents - Their Early Years
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The Residents - They Are the Meat
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The Residents - Tongue
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The Residents - Tongue Story (part II)
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The Residents - Tongue Story (part III)
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The Residents - Tongue Story (part IV)
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The Residents - Tourniquet Of Roses
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The Residents - Tragic Bells
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The Residents - Troubled Man
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The Residents - Ups and Downs
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The Residents - Wanda The Worm Woman
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The Residents - Wanda Wanda Wanda
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The Residents - We Stole This Riff
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The Residents - Wolverines
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The Residents - Would We Be Alive?
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The Residents - You Yesyesyes
The Thing About Them
The Residents
or created conflict in my mind. Usually there was a he one, and there
also was a she one, but somehow they came out differently. And one of
them, when she was she, would smile and burn a hole in me; a hole that was
too hard for me to hide. Once I had a dream bout her, in a filed, alone
outside a tiny little cottage made of sticks. It was much to small to use
it, so she bumped her head and bruised it trying to get through the tiny
door. Afterwards, I went to tell her, but it was he I felt who nodded at
my words indifferently. And of course when this would happen, there was
still a she to tap up on my shoulder fromhe other side. But it wasn't her
who looked then, close perhaps, but like some bookend that had come
misshapen from its mate. So I told myself there must be some way I can
make them just be who I want to be with all the time, 'cause it kept me at
a distance, but my sensees kept insisting it was much more interesting
inside.
