I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth 
 You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth 
 She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine 
 Selling little bottles of love potion number nine 
    I told her that I was a flop with chics 
 I've been this way since 1956 
 She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign 
 She said: What you need is love potion number nine   
 She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink 
 She said: I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink 
 It smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink 
 I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink   
 I didn't know if it was day or night 
 I started kissing everything in sight 
 But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine 
 He broke my little bottle of love potion number nine   
 I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink 
 I didn't know if it was day or night 
 I started kissing everything in sight 
 But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine 
 He broke my little bottle of love potion number nine   
 Love potion number nine 
 Love potion number nine 
 Love potion number nine