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The Stranglers - Golden Brown
- 2
The Stranglers - Strange Little Girl
- 3
The Stranglers - Always The Sun
- 4
The Stranglers - No More Heroes
- 5
The Stranglers - La Folie
- 6
The Stranglers - Midnight Summer's Dream
- 7
The Stranglers - Skin Deep
- 8
The Stranglers - Peaches
- 9
The Stranglers - Pin Up
- 10
The Stranglers - No Man's Land
- 11
The Stranglers - Bear Cage
- 12
The Stranglers - It Only Takes Two To Tango
- 13
The Stranglers - London Lady
- 14
The Stranglers - Meninblack
- 15
The Stranglers - Mony Mony
- 16
The Stranglers - Nice In Nice
- 17
The Stranglers - Punch And Judy
- 18
The Stranglers - Second Coming
- 19
The Stranglers - Sometimes
- 20
The Stranglers - Vladimir & Olga
- 21
The Stranglers - White Stallion
- 22
The Stranglers - 96 Tears
- 23
The Stranglers - Another Camden Afternoon
- 24
The Stranglers - Boom Boom
- 25
The Stranglers - Cruel Garden
- 26
The Stranglers - Do You Wanna?
- 27
The Stranglers - Down
- 28
The Stranglers - Dry Day
- 29
The Stranglers - Duchess
- 30
The Stranglers - Enough Time
- 31
The Stranglers - Fools Rush Out
- 32
The Stranglers - Genetix
- 33
The Stranglers - Giants
- 34
The Stranglers - Go Buddy Go
- 35
The Stranglers - Hallow To Our Men
- 36
The Stranglers - How To Find Tue Love And Happiness In The Present
- 37
The Stranglers - In One Door
- 38
The Stranglers - In The Shadows
- 39
The Stranglers - Just Like Nothing On Earth
- 40
The Stranglers - Let Me Down Easy
- 41
The Stranglers - Let Me Introduce You To The Family
- 42
The Stranglers - Lies And Deception
- 43
The Stranglers - Longships
- 44
The Stranglers - Lowlands
- 45
The Stranglers - Mad Hatter
- 46
The Stranglers - Man Of The Earth
- 47
The Stranglers - Maninwhite
- 48
The Stranglers - Mean to Me
- 49
The Stranglers - Mercury Rising
- 50
The Stranglers - N’emmenes Pas Harry
- 51
The Stranglers - No Mercy
- 52
The Stranglers - Norman Normal
- 53
The Stranglers - North Winds
- 54
The Stranglers - Nuclear Device
- 55
The Stranglers - Outside Tokyo
- 56
The Stranglers - Payday
- 57
The Stranglers - Princess Of The Streets
- 58
The Stranglers - Relentless
- 59
The Stranglers - Since You Went Away
- 60
The Stranglers - Souls
- 61
The Stranglers - Spain
- 62
The Stranglers - Straighten Out
- 63
The Stranglers - Sweden (All Quiet On The Eastern Front)
- 64
The Stranglers - Tank
- 65
The Stranglers - The European Female
- 66
The Stranglers - The Lines
- 67
The Stranglers - The Raven
- 68
The Stranglers - Threatened
- 69
The Stranglers - Time To Die
- 70
The Stranglers - Toiler On The Sea
- 71
The Stranglers - Tomorrow Was the Hereafter
- 72
The Stranglers - Top Secret
- 73
The Stranglers - Vicious Circles
- 74
The Stranglers - Was It You
- 75
The Stranglers - Who Wants The World?
- 76
The Stranglers - Yellowcake UF6
- 77
The Stranglers - ¡Viva Vlad!
- 78
The Stranglers - 15 Steps
- 79
The Stranglers - 5 Minutes
- 80
The Stranglers - Achilles Heel
- 81
The Stranglers - Adios
- 82
The Stranglers - Ain't Nothin' To It
- 83
The Stranglers - All Day And All Of The Night
- 84
The Stranglers - And If You Should See Dave...
- 85
The Stranglers - Baroque Bordello
- 86
The Stranglers - Bitching
- 87
The Stranglers - Brainbox
- 88
The Stranglers - Breathe
- 89
The Stranglers - Bring On The Nubiles
- 90
The Stranglers - Burnham Beeches
- 91
The Stranglers - Burning Up Time
- 92
The Stranglers - Choosey Susie
- 93
The Stranglers - Curfew
- 94
The Stranglers - Dagenham Dave
- 95
The Stranglers - Dead Loss Angeles
- 96
The Stranglers - Dead Ringer
- 97
The Stranglers - Death & Night & Blood
- 98
The Stranglers - Don't Bring Harry
- 99
The Stranglers - Down In The Sewer
- 100
The Stranglers - English Towns
- 101
The Stranglers - Everybody Loves You When You're Dead
- 102
The Stranglers - Four Horsemen
- 103
The Stranglers - Freedom Is Insane
- 104
The Stranglers - G.m.b.H
- 105
The Stranglers - Get A Grip On Yourself
- 106
The Stranglers - Goodbye Toulouse
- 107
The Stranglers - Hangin' Around
- 108
The Stranglers - Head On The Line
- 109
The Stranglers - Heaven Or Hell
- 110
The Stranglers - Here and There
- 111
The Stranglers - Hey ! (Rise Of Robots)
- 112
The Stranglers - Hit Man
- 113
The Stranglers - Hot Club
- 114
The Stranglers - I Feel Like A Wog
- 115
The Stranglers - Ice
- 116
The Stranglers - Ice Queen
- 117
The Stranglers - If Something's Gonna Kill Me (It Might As Well Be Love)
- 118
The Stranglers - In This Place
- 119
The Stranglers - Instead of This
- 120
The Stranglers - Laughing
- 121
The Stranglers - Let's Celebrate
- 122
The Stranglers - Lost Control
- 123
The Stranglers - Love 30
- 124
The Stranglers - Manna Machine
- 125
The Stranglers - My Fickle Resolve
- 126
The Stranglers - Never To Look Back
- 127
The Stranglers - Nice And Sleazy
- 128
The Stranglers - Non Stop
- 129
The Stranglers - Old Codger
- 130
The Stranglers - Out Of My Mind
- 131
The Stranglers - Pawsher
- 132
The Stranglers - Peasant In The Big Shitty
- 133
The Stranglers - Permission
- 134
The Stranglers - Place de Victoires
- 135
The Stranglers - Rok It to the Moon
- 136
The Stranglers - Savage Breast
- 137
The Stranglers - School Mam
- 138
The Stranglers - Shah Shah A Go Go
- 139
The Stranglers - Shakin' Like a Leaf
- 140
The Stranglers - Shut Up
- 141
The Stranglers - Someone Like You
- 142
The Stranglers - Something better change
- 143
The Stranglers - Sugar Bullets
- 144
The Stranglers - Sverige
- 145
The Stranglers - Sweet Smell Of Success
- 146
The Stranglers - The Last Men On The Moon
- 147
The Stranglers - The Man They Love To Hate
- 148
The Stranglers - This Song
- 149
The Stranglers - This Town
- 150
The Stranglers - Thrown Away
- 151
The Stranglers - Time Was Once On My Side
- 152
The Stranglers - Tits
- 153
The Stranglers - Too Many Teardrops
- 154
The Stranglers - Tramp
- 155
The Stranglers - Turn the Centuries, Turn
- 156
The Stranglers - Two Sunspots
- 157
The Stranglers - Ugly
- 158
The Stranglers - Unbroken
- 159
The Stranglers - Uptown
- 160
The Stranglers - Vietnamerica
- 161
The Stranglers - Vladimir and the Beast (Part 3)
- 162
The Stranglers - Waiting For The Meninblack
- 163
The Stranglers - Walk On By
- 164
The Stranglers - Waltzinblack
- 165
The Stranglers - Water
- 166
The Stranglers - Where I Live
- 167
The Stranglers - You Hold the Key to My Love in Your Hands
School Mam
The Stranglers
Timmy's got a headache but the others don't care
Sarah's got to stay behind and help with the drill
Teacher's got his eye on her moves in for the kill
Nobody can see or hear the things that they do
All the books are closed there must be something they do
Only teacher knows about the subjects they span span
Education's secondary - being a school mam
Oooey . . . teacher's doing fine as far as I can see
Being a school mam
Long holidays in the summer
Being a school mam
Free milk in your coffee breaks
Being a school mam
Government paid monthly salary cheques
Being a school mam
Noise is heard the principal investigates
She turns on all the cameras and it's too late
Catches both their pants down in a passion warm
Hasn't seen it happen since the day she was born
Reaches down for glasses that just can't be found
By the time she finds them - why they're down on the ground
Tossing and a'turning they've got feverish hands
Life can be so fluid when you're being a school mam
Oooey . . . teacher's doing fine as far as I can see
Being a school mam
Controlling promiscuity after hours
Being a school mam
Giving out detentions by the dozen
Being a school mam
Give her fifty lines (of speed)
Being a school mam
Sucking on her fingernails can't believe what she's seen
She seems so engrossed at what appears on the screen
Locks her door with trembling hands
Her heart's beating fast she pretends she's down there
On the floor in the class
Gives herself to teacher although he doesn't know
Works herself into a frenzied state and it shows
Sarah's almost at the top but try as she can
She can't reach her helter skelter down with the school mam
Just watch her go and help her try if you can
Use your twentieth century imagination if you've got any
Oooey . . . now she's at the top and teacher sets her free
Being a school mam
Disgusting behaviour
Being a school mam
All over the parquet flooring
Being a school mam
Let the flood gates open wide
Being a school mam
Now the principal collapses dead on the floor
with
Contentment on her wrinkled old face ever more
She went out the very best way that an old woman can
She was where the action was down there with the school mam
Oooey . . . teacher never will discover who could see
Being a school mam
One and one make two if you are very lucky
Being a school mam
Two twos make four if I remember correctly
Being a school mam
Four fours make sixteen and sixteen's over age
Sixteen and sixteen make thirty-two, that's approaching middle age
Thirty-two and thirty-two make sixty-four, that's OAP land
Sixty-four and sixty-four make one-hundred-and-twenty-eight
One-hundred-and-twenty-eight divided by three
Let me pause for reflection for a second
But teacher
Three does not go into one-hundred-and-twentyeight exactly;
but it goes forty-two and a bit;
43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 49.1, 49.2, 49.3, 49.4, 49.5, 49.6, 49.7, 49.8, 49.9 (X9)
Fifty
