My orthodontist is a pretty nice person
 
 But you shouldn't be like her
 
 When you graduate from high school make sure you tell your parents
 
 That you're not going to auburn
 
  
  Oh baby i love you so
 
 But there's one thing you should know
 
 You could say anything to me
 
 Except that you're gonna go to auburn university
  
 
 Please pretty white girls don't be grow up to be
 
 A charming business wife whose kids go to trinity
 
 Don't live in sturbridge and don't drive a suv
 
 In short don't go to auburn university
  
 
 Oh baby i love you so
 
 But there's one thing you should know
 
 You could say anything to me
 
 Except that youre gonna go to auburn university
  
 
 You'll drive a white suburban
 
 Your husband will earn six figures
 
 And mexicans will cut your lawn
 
 You'll have a son named cooper
 
 And a daughter named lacey
 
 In fact you might even be happy
  
 
 Until your husband comes home late at night, and you stab him and you eat him...
  
 
 Oh baby i love you so
 
 But there's one thing you should know
 
 You could say anything to me
 
 Except that you're gonna go to auburn university