I've got your picture of me and you
 
 You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"
 
 I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
 
 Oh it's in color
 
 Your hair is brown
 
 Your eyes are hazel
 
 And soft as clouds
 
 I often kiss you when there's no one else around
 
  
  I've got your picture, I've got your picture
 
 I'd like a million of you all 'round myself
 
 I want a doctor to take your picture
 
 So I can look at you from inside as well
 
 You've got me turning up and turning down
 
 I'm turning in I'm turning 'round
  
 
 I'm turning Japanese
 
 I think I'm turning Japanese
 
 I really think so
 
 Turning Japanese
 
 I think I'm turning Japanese
 
 I really think so
 
 I'm turning Japanese
 
 I think I'm turning Japanese
 
 I really think so
 
 Turning Japanese
 
 I think I'm turning Japanese
 
 I really think so
  
 
 I've got your picture, I've got your picture
 
 I'd like a million of them all 'round myself
 
 I want a doctor to take your picture
 
 So I can look at you from inside as well
 
 You've got me turning up I'm turning down
 
 I'm turning in I'm turning 'round
  
 
 I'm turning Japanese
 
 I think I'm turning Japanese
 
 I really think so
 
 Turning Japanese
 
 I think I'm turning Japanese
 
 I really think so
 
 I'm turning Japanese
 
 I think I'm turning Japanese
 
 I really think so
 
 Turning Japanese
 
 I think I'm turning Japanese
 
 I really think so
  
 
 No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
 
 No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
 
 Everyone around me is a total stranger
 
 Everyone avoids me like a cyclone Ranger
 
 Everyone...
  
 
 That's why I'm turning Japanese
 
 I think I'm turning Japanese
 
 I really think so
 
 Turning Japanese
 
 I think I'm turning Japanese
 
 I really think so
 
 I'm turning Japanese
 
 I think I'm turning Japanese
 
 I really think so
 
 Turning Japanese
 
 I think I'm turning Japanese
 
 I really think so
  
 
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 Turning Japanese
 
 I think I'm turning Japanese
 
 I really think so
 
 I'm turning Japanese
 
 I think I'm turning Japanese
 
 I really think so
 
 Turning Japanese
 
 I think I'm turning Japanese
 
 I really think so, think so, think so
 
 I'm turning Japanese
 
 I think I'm turning Japanese
 
 I really think so