Don't think I told you 'bout this dream I had
 
 Me and these friends of mine were feelin' bad
 
 'Cause we were wasted
 
 Wasted on the likes of You
 
  
  Feel like a semaphoring Happy Jack
 
 Caucasion crucifix upon our backs
 
 Yeah, we were wasted
 
 Wasted on the likes of You
  
 
 Well we've got powers in our jeans You've never dreamed
 
 And we've got words You've never heard and never seen
 
 Yeah, we've been wasted
  
 
 I heard you hummin' on the telephone
 
 I spoke to Monroe, Garbo, Truman, Capone
 
 But, they were wasted
 
 Wasted on the likes of You
  
 
 Oh, come along
 
 Come along
 
 Come along
 
 Come along
  
 
 I met a man today who sold me an icecream
 
 I took his number down in case we were seen
 
 He looked so much better
  
 
 I took my first real taste of porcupine tea
 
 Loretta looked much better than you'd think she could be
 
 She looked so much better
 
 I really think she rule it out
  
 
 I think I'll take a look at what I could be
 
 She showed me lots of things that I'd never seen
 
 'Cause she was wasted
 
 Wasted on the likes of You
  
 
 Maybe one day we can stop on the screen
 
 And lay back royalties from me unseen
 
 Cause we've been wasted
 
 Wasted on the likes of You, yeah, You, yeah
 
 Wasted on the likes of You, yeah, You, yeah
 
 Wasted on the likes of You, yeah, You, yeah
 
 Wasted on the likes of You, yeah, You, yeah
 
 Wasted on the likes of You