She came from the Cocos Islands with a limp and a snow-shaker huh
 
 Hocked by a fine Arabian ginger Monsignor
 
 He said, "You aints gets nothing 'cause nothing gets made by Koreans"
 
 He had dubbin in his hair and he played the tambourine
 
  
  They gave him a medal, they caught him shaving his hairpiece
 
 Locked him in confinement wired like a banshee with a blade
 
 She came to him in a dream disguised as a bus crash
 
 Through the mud, the blood and the tears they kissed
 
 And then they slipped away, they were singin'
  
 
 Chunky chunky air guitar now
 
 Chunky chunky air guitar
  
 
 He was getting down like a freak show
 
 She was going off like a whale
 
 Chunky chunky air guitar now
 
 Chunky chunky air guitar
  
 
 Bellhop blues with a midget butt-boy in Sweden
 
 Chockfull of puss and wolved by a little French maid
 
 Eloped with his sister, married in a tag-team wedding
 
 Sticky like a girl undercover of a Japanese glade
  
 
 She came from the Cocos Islands, she came from the Cocos Islands
 
 She came from the Cocos Islands, she came from the Cocos Islands
 
 And they were singing
  
 
 Chunky chunky air guitar now
 
 Chunky chunky air guitar
 
 He was getting down like a freak show
 
 He was getting down like a freak show
 
 He was getting down like a freak show
 
 She was going off like a whale