The night I met you were a fucking disgrace 
 
 Tripping over people falling flat on your face 
 
 I thought I'd dance with you 'cause you wouldn't remember 
 
 A year ago now yeah that was the end of December 
 
 There's been blood, and there's been biting 
 
 There's been Lizzie Taylor Richard Burton fighting
 
 It's all gone bad, that's alright 
 
 'Cause god I was alive 
 
 God I was alive 
 
  
  You found your schoolgirl French somewhere in the haze 
 
 And I was gone by the middle of the very first phrase 
 
 All's fair in love and war in the Eastern Suburbs I suppose 
 
 So I emptied the contents of my pocket in your nose 
  
 
 Well here's been blood, and there's been biting 
 
 There's been drunk and disorderly fighting 
 
 All down the street and through the night 
 
 God I was alive 
 
 God I was alive 
  
 
 She don't know which one to buy 
 
 Australian Shooter or Australian Bride 
  
 
 I throw my head up into the sky 
 
 Thank Dionysius for a little while I was alive 
  
 
 Using up fast the last days of my youth 
 
 Trying to see if you were coming from my hot tin roof 
 
 And rolling down the highway looking like an evil child 
 
 40 hours later you'd be back in the wild 
  
 
 There's been blood, biting, Lizzie and Richard, fighting 
 
 It's all gone bad, but that's alright 
 
 All down the street, all through the night 
 
 And god I was alive