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Todd Snider - Looking for a Job
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Todd Snider - 45 Miles
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Todd Snider - Ballad of the Devil's Backbone Tavern
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Todd Snider - Barbie Doll
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Todd Snider - Enjoy Yourself
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Todd Snider - Just Like Old Times
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Todd Snider - Missing You
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Todd Snider - This Old Guitar
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Todd Snider - Anywhere
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Todd Snider - Ballad Of The Kingsmen
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Todd Snider - Cheatham Street Warehouse
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Todd Snider - Crooked Piece of Time
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Todd Snider - Easy Money
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Todd Snider - Enough
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Todd Snider - Feel Like I'm Falling in Love
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Todd Snider - Godsend
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Todd Snider - Good News Blues
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Todd Snider - Guaranteed
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Todd Snider - Happy Hour Hero
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Todd Snider - Harder to Listen
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Todd Snider - Hey Hey
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Todd Snider - Horseshoe Lake
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Todd Snider - I Will Not Go Hungry
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Todd Snider - I'm Going Nowhere
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Todd Snider - If I Had It My Way
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Todd Snider - Iron Mike's Main Man's Last Request
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Todd Snider - Losing My Cool
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Todd Snider - My Generation (Part II)
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Todd Snider - Nashville
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Todd Snider - Nervous Wreck
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Todd Snider - Out All Night
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Todd Snider - Politically Correct
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Todd Snider - Reasons the World Goes Around
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Todd Snider - Rocket Fuel
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Todd Snider - Rose City
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Todd Snider - She Just Left Me Lounge
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Todd Snider - So Much Time
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Todd Snider - Talkin' Tennis Shoes Blues
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Todd Snider - Tension
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Todd Snider - That Was Me
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Todd Snider - The Devil You Know
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Todd Snider - The Man That I'd Like to Be
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Todd Snider - Thinkin' Too Much
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Todd Snider - Use a Little Rain
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Todd Snider - Week to Week
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Todd Snider - Whatever Happened
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Todd Snider - You Got Away With It
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Todd Snider - 24 Hours A Day
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Todd Snider - A Lot More
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Todd Snider - A Stone's Throw Away
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Todd Snider - Age Like Wine
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Todd Snider - Alcohol And Pills
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Todd Snider - All My Life
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Todd Snider - All That Matters
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Todd Snider - Alone or With Someone
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Todd Snider - Alright Guy
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Todd Snider - America's Favorite Pastime
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Todd Snider - Back to the Crossroads
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Todd Snider - Beer Run
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Todd Snider - Better Than Ever Blues, Part 1
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Todd Snider - Better Than Ever Blues, Part 2
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Todd Snider - Betty Was Black (and Willie Was White)
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Todd Snider - Can You Hear That Knockin'
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Todd Snider - Can't Complain
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Todd Snider - Cape Henry
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Todd Snider - Carla
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Todd Snider - Class of '85
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Todd Snider - Close Enough to You
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Todd Snider - Combover Blues
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Todd Snider - Comin' Down
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Todd Snider - Conservative Christian, Right Wing, Republican, Straight, White, American Males
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Todd Snider - Country When It Rocks
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Todd Snider - D.B. Cooper
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Todd Snider - Deja Blues
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Todd Snider - Doublewide Blues
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Todd Snider - Easy
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Todd Snider - Emmylou
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Todd Snider - Freer Bird (Worst Case Scenario)
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Todd Snider - From a Rooftop
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Todd Snider - Good Fortune
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Todd Snider - Got That Feeling Again
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Todd Snider - Happy New Year
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Todd Snider - Happy to Be Here
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Todd Snider - Hays County Jailhouse Blues
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Todd Snider - Heavy Metal Has-Been
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Todd Snider - Here's To Us All
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Todd Snider - Hey Texas
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Todd Snider - Highland Street Incident
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Todd Snider - I Am Too
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Todd Snider - I Believe You
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Todd Snider - I Can Drink Any Woman Pretty
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Todd Snider - I Know You Can Hear Me
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Todd Snider - I Spoke as a Child
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Todd Snider - I Want Out
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Todd Snider - I'll Kill You, Too
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Todd Snider - If Tomorrow Never Comes
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Todd Snider - Incarcerated
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Todd Snider - It All Adds Up
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Todd Snider - Jesus Was a Hobo
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Todd Snider - Joe's Blues
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Todd Snider - Just in Case
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Todd Snider - Keep Off the Grass
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Todd Snider - Late Last Night
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Todd Snider - Loading Dock Blues
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Todd Snider - Lonely Girl
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Todd Snider - Long White Lincoln
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Todd Snider - Long Year
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Todd Snider - Moondawg's Tavern
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Todd Snider - Never Let Me Down
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Todd Snider - New Connection
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Todd Snider - Old Friend
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Todd Snider - Once He Finds Us
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Todd Snider - Play a Train Song
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Todd Snider - Positively Negative
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Todd Snider - Prison Walls
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Todd Snider - Raleigh Hills
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Todd Snider - Save a Place for Me
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Todd Snider - Say You'll Be My Only One
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Todd Snider - Sideshow Blues
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Todd Snider - Some Things Are
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Todd Snider - Somebody's Coming
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Todd Snider - Sometimes I Wonder
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Todd Snider - Springtime in Stoneville
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Todd Snider - Statistician's Blues
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Todd Snider - Stop Dragging It Out
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Todd Snider - Stronger Than Pride
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Todd Snider - Stuck All Night
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Todd Snider - Sunshine
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Todd Snider - Talkin' Seattle Grunge Rock Blues
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Todd Snider - Thin Wild Mercury
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Todd Snider - This Land is Our Land
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Todd Snider - Til the Roof Comes Off
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Todd Snider - Tillamook County Jail
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Todd Snider - Trouble
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Todd Snider - Turn It Up
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Todd Snider - TV Guide
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Todd Snider - Unbreakable
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Todd Snider - Vinyl Records
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Todd Snider - Waco Moon
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Todd Snider - We Never Saw the Light
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Todd Snider - What's Wrong With You
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Todd Snider - Who's Sorry Now
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Todd Snider - Wide Awake
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Todd Snider - Wild Tornado
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Todd Snider - Workin' on a Fine Tune
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Todd Snider - Yesterday's and Used to Be's
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Todd Snider - You Think You Know Somebody
I Can Drink Any Woman Pretty
Todd Snider
And I was the lonliest man in the whole damn world
But I had me a fool-proof plan
That I learned from my old man
I knew right soon she'd be my kind of girl
I admit at first I didn't even want that woman near me
She looked like she'd been beaten up with a rake
But as I gulped down another round
I said Hey, woman, hang around
You're gettin better looking with every drink I take
Cause I can drink any woman pretty
Just give me a bottle and a little time
She may look like an ugly old heffer right now
But one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine
She was worse than Oprah Winfrey when I first me her
She had floppy ears and a big old busted nose
It was kinda hard to ignore that woman's crooked and yellow teeth
And them slobby old smelly mismatched dime-store clothes
But Johnnie Walker spiced up her wardrobe
And Mervyn's straightened out that busted nose
A couple of vodka shots added a little bit of dental work
Next thing you know I'm sitting next to Marilyn Monroe
Cause I can drink any woman pretty
Just give me a bottle and a little time
She may look like an ugly old heffer right now
But one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine
She may look like an ugly old heffer right now
But one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine