(Operator, get me the President of the world. This is an emergency)
Do your neighbour a favour Collect their morning paper And clip out all the sad bits, no one wants to read that Let them take their kids to school and the zoo in peace
When you're standing near Tokyo Police Club When you're standing next to me Tokyo Police Club When you take the tunnel Arresting you for being in love
Caught the fever that's spreading Do you have a warm bed we could stay the night in It's all sick boys in this house, no one wants to feed us Dumb kid you should have hid you'd stand a better chance there
When you're standing near Tokyo Police Club When you're standing next to me Tokyo Police Club Lost in the Pacific Arresting you for being in love
