My suitcase is packed 
 It's sitting by the door 
 I've gone over all the facts 
 I can't take them any more 
    But every time my feet hit the street 
 My head starts aching and 
 My knees get week 
 I turn back around I let myself in 
 I feel like a dog 
 No matter what I come back again   
 My friends all try to give me friendly advice 
 They all agree I shouldn't be so nice 
 Women really like it when you push them around 
 But it's not me   
 So here I go again 
 Ignoring all the signs 
 It doesn't take a scientist 
 To read between the lines   
 But right about the time 
 I'm sure I've had enough 
 I've decided to call it quits and I'm 
 Ready to get tough 
 You turn it on with those 
 Those big brown eyes 
 The next thing you know 
 I'm out buying long-stem roses   
 (My friends all try to give me friendly advice 
 They all agree I shouldn't be so nice 
 Women really like it when you push them around)   
 I'm like my daddy 
 Old-fashioned 
 I don't know what to do   
 (My friends all try to give me friendly advice 
 They all agree I shouldn't be so nice 
 Women really like it when you push them around)   
 I'm a creature of habit 
 I don't know what else to do   
 (My friends all try to give me friendly advice 
 They all agree I shouldn't be so nice 
 Women really like it when you push them around (2x))   
 It's like a game 
 That's been rigged 
 So nobody wins