Good morning, Campers!
I'm your Brother Ernie,
And I welcome you to Tommy's Holiday Camp!
The camp with a difference, never mind the weather,
When you come to Tommy's, the holiday's forever!
Welcome!
Get your Tommy T-shirts, and your stickers,
And your Tommy mirrors to smash!
Don't rush, keep steady,
Have your money ready!
Buy your way to heaven,
That comes to one pound seven.
Bless your heart! (ka-ching!)
Eyeshades and earplugs,
Keep in line, I've got a huge supply!
Get your Tommy records,
You can really hear him talk!
Tommy pics and matches,
half a knicker for the cork.
You lucky people!
The camp with a difference, never mind the weather,
When you come to Tommy's, the holiday's forever!
