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Too $hort - Blow The Whistle
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Too $hort - Blowjob Betty
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Too $hort - Freaky Tales
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Too $hort - HE CHOSE ME
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Too $hort - 16 Hoes
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Too $hort - 2 Bitches
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Too $hort - A Pimp's Theme Music
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Too $hort - Ain't No Bitches
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Too $hort - Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me (feat. Ice Cube)
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Too $hort - Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' (feat. MC Breed)
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Too $hort - All For Love (feat. Silk E)
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Too $hort - All My Bitches Are Gone (feat. Ant Banks)
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Too $hort - Anything Is Possible
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Too $hort - Baby D
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Too $hort - Baby D (feat. Baby D)
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Too $hort - Back Back (feat. Bishop Of Crunk)
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Too $hort - Bad Ways
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Too $hort - Bad Ways (feat. Joe Riz, Murda One, Studd)
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Too $hort - Baller (feat. David Banner)
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Too $hort - Be My Dirty Love
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Too $hort - Bitches Need Love Too (feat. Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Boss (feat. Silk-E)
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Too $hort - Broke Bitch
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Too $hort - Burn Rubber
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Too $hort - Burn Rubber Pt. 2 (feat. Mc Jah)
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Too $hort - Buy U Some 2 (feat. Erick Sermon, Lloyd)
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Too $hort - Buy You Some (feat. Erick Sermon, Kool-Ace, MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Cali-O (feat. Ant Banks, B-Legit, E-40)
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Too $hort - California Girls
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Too $hort - Call It Gangster (feat. Dolla Will, Petey Pablo)
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Too $hort - Can I Get A Bitch (feat. Ant Banks)
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Too $hort - Can I Hit It
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Too $hort - Can T Stay Away
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Too $hort - Candy Paint
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Too $hort - Chase The Cat (feat. Dolla Will)
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Too $hort - Checking My Hoes (feat. Birdman & Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Choosin
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Too $hort - City Of Dope
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Too $hort - Cocktales
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Too $hort - Coke Dealers
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Too $hort - Coming Up $hort
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Too $hort - Cootie Cootie Coo (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Couldn't Be A Better Player (feat. Lil' Jon & The East Side Boyz)
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Too $hort - Cush Cologne (feat. Rico Tha Kidd & DJ Upgrade)
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Too $hort - CussWorlds
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Too $hort - Dead Or Alive
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Too $hort - Domestic Violence (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Don't Act Like That
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Too $hort - Don't Ever Give Up
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Too $hort - Don't Fight The Feelin' (feat. Rappin 4-Tay)
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Too $hort - Don't Fight The Intro
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Too $hort - Don't Fuck For Free
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Too $hort - Don't Hate The Player
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Too $hort - Don't Stop Rappin' (feat. Eightball, MJG)
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Too $hort - Dope Fiend Beat
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Too $hort - Double Header (feat. Wallpaper)
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Too $hort - Dump Truck (feat. Travis Porter / Young Chu / E-40)
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Too $hort - Everyday (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Everytime
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Too $hort - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. (feat. Mistah F.A.B., Ms. Hollywood, Ginger)
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Too $hort - Fed Up (feat. Kool Ace)
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Too $hort - Female Funk
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Too $hort - Female Players
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Too $hort - From Here To New York
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Too $hort - Fuck My Car
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Too $hort - Funk Session (feat. Shock G)
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Too $hort - G-2000 (feat. Badwayz)
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Too $hort - Game (feat. Old School Freddy B)
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Too $hort - Gangstas Strippers
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Too $hort - Get In Where You Fit In (feat. Bad-N-Fluenz)
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Too $hort - Get Off The Stage
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Too $hort - Get That Cheese (feat. Greedy Mac and Roger Troutman, Jr.)
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Too $hort - Get Ya Money
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Too $hort - Gettin' It (feat. Parliament Funkadelic)
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Too $hort - Girl
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Too $hort - Giving Up The Funk (feat. Ant Banks, MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Good Life
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Too $hort - Gotta Get Some Lovin
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Too $hort - Hard On a Bitch
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Too $hort - Hard On The Boulevard
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Too $hort - Here We Go (J.D. Remix) (feat. Jay-Z, Jermaine Dupri)
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Too $hort - Hey (feat. Silk-e)
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Too $hort - Hey, Let's Go
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Too $hort - Hobo Hoeing
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Too $hort - Hoes
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Too $hort - Hog Ridin' (Feat. Richie Rich)
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Too $hort - Hoochie (feat. D'Wayne Wiggins)
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Too $hort - How Does It Feel (feat. D'Wayne Wiggins)
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Too $hort - I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog
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Too $hort - I Ain't Trippin'
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Too $hort - I Don't Stop Rappin'
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Too $hort - I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone)
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Too $hort - I Like It (Feat. Dolla Will)
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Too $hort - I Luv (feat. Daz Dillinger, Scarface, Trick Daddy)
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Too $hort - I Must Confess
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Too $hort - I Need a Freak
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Too $hort - I Wanna Do It
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Too $hort - I Wanna Pimp You Hoe
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Too $hort - I Want That
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Too $hort - I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth)
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Too $hort - I Want Your Girl (feat. E-40, Dolla Will, Mistah F.A.B.)
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Too $hort - I'm a Pimp
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Too $hort - I'm A Player
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Too $hort - I'm A Stop (feat. 50 Cent, Devin The Dude & Twista)
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Too $hort - I'm Gone
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Too $hort - I'm Wit It (feat. The Game)
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Too $hort - In The Oaktown
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Too $hort - In The Trunk
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Too $hort - International Player
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Too $hort - Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
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Too $hort - It Ain't Over (feat. Tanu)
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Too $hort - It's All Good (feat. Ronese Levias)
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Too $hort - It's Alright (feat. UGK)
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Too $hort - It's Time To Go
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Too $hort - It's Your Life
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Too $hort - Just Another Day
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Too $hort - Just Like Dope (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Keep Bouncin' (Street) (feat. Snoop Dogg / Will.I.Am / Fergie)
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Too $hort - Keep Fuckin' Me
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Too $hort - Late Night Creep (feat. Murder One)
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Too $hort - Leave It Alone
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Too $hort - Life Is... Too Short
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Too $hort - Lil' Shorty
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Too $hort - Little Girls
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Too $hort - Lollypops
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Too $hort - Longevity (feat. KB / Scarface)
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Too $hort - Looking For A Dollar
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Too $hort - Mack Attack
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Too $hort - Maggot Brain (feat. Silk E)
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Too $hort - Married To The Game
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Too $hort - Money In The Ghetto
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Too $hort - Money Maker (feat. Pimp C / Rick Ross)
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Too $hort - Nasty Rhymes
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Too $hort - Nation Riders (feat. Slink Capone)
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Too $hort - Nation Riders Anthem
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Too $hort - Never Talk Down (feat. MC Breed, Rappin' 4-Tay)
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Too $hort - No Love From Oakland
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Too $hort - Nobody Does It Better
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Too $hort - Nothing Feels Better (feat. Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Oakland
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Too $hort - Oakland Style
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Too $hort - Old School
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Too $hort - Only The Strong Survive
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Too $hort - Partytime
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Too $hort - Paula & Janet
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Too $hort - Paystyle
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Too $hort - Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
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Too $hort - Pimp Shit (feat. Kokane)
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Too $hort - Pimp The Hoe
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Too $hort - PimpandHo.Com
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Too $hort - Pimpin' Forever
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Too $hort - Pimpin' Inc. (feat. Shanelle)
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Too $hort - Pimpology
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Too $hort - Playa
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Too $hort - Playa Fo Life (feat. Dom Kennedy / Beeda Weeda)
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Too $hort - Playboy Short
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Too $hort - Player Card (feat. Shanell)
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Too $hort - Porno Bitch
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Too $hort - Punk Bitch
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 (feat. Lil' Jon / the Eastside Boyz / Twista / V. White)
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2 (feat. Lil' Jon / Lyfe / Pimp C)
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Too $hort - Rap Like Me
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Too $hort - Recognize Game (feat. Chyna)
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Too $hort - Respect The Pimpin' (feat. Snoop Dogg / Silk-E / Elijah Baker)
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Too $hort - Rhymes
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Too $hort - Sadity (feat. Daz / Kurupt)
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Too $hort - Sample The Funk
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Too $hort - Set Up
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Too $hort - Shake It Baby
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Too $hort - Too Hort All The Time
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Too $hort - Too Hort Analyze The Game
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Too $hort - Too Hort Call Me Daddy
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Too $hort - Too Hort Cusswords
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Too $hort - Too Hort Here We Go
Too Hort Cusswords
Too $hort
- so what are you saying todd?
To all you bitches, hoes, and all that shit
Here`s another rap that i`m ready to spit
It goes like this, my name is $hort
I`m tearin shit up like never before
Pimp slaps, makin snaps
Cold cash money and too $hort raps
Oakland, california that`s where i`m from
The city where the boys say you don`t want none
But if you do, i`m gonna tell you this
( ) ain`t really shit
Wanna roll so hard, all of the time
You and that bitch playin too $hort rhymes
If you aks me, what it`s all about, i`ll say it`s about that money
But if you aks me, could you have some, i`ll say it doesn`t concern me
Ronald reagan came up to me and said, `do you have the answer
To the united states economy and a cure for cancer?`
I said, what are you doin in the white house if you`re not sellin cocaine?
Ask your wife, nancy reagan, i know she`ll spit that game.
Like one night, she came to my house, and gave me a blow job
She licked my dick, up and down, like it was corn on the cob
What is life? it is too $hort
I play the bitches like it`s a sport
Yea, i`ll play the bitches just like y`all
Like dr. j played basketball
You can call me too, don`t say it twice
You`ll get me real mad and i`ll fuck your wife
You see i`m not proper, i`m rarely polite
Too $hort, too $hort, don`t say it tonight, beeatch
It started on a bright morning in 1987
I was in my drop-to caddy y`all
Gettin sucked by a bitch named helen
Nasty bitches, around the world, i wrote this rhyme for you
You might not like my rap, but i`m tellin you bitch it`s true
So much death in the oakland streets
Am i gonna live till next week?
Will i get shot by a dope fiend,
Tryin to get high, tryin to steal my ring
I really can`t say, cause i don`t know why
People out here droppin dead like flies
I used to see a home boy givin five
Now i say, `man, you still alive?`
Cold as hell, the town i`m from
Won`t last too long when you`re fakin the funk
I`m the master rapper, so unique
Clap my hand when i want my freak
You can`t deny it, you know i`m right
I turn any rapper out when i`m on the mic
And i won`t kick back, or relax
Till he knows i`m the best at the mc rap
Till he knows too short, set the track
They got him caught up in my serious cap
Motherfucker can`t spit straight game on the mic
Cause he`s worse than a fag or a frisco dike
He`s a sucker mc, i call him punk
You try to spit that rap, you can scratch that junk
You little punk-ass boy, wouldn`t listen to me
Think i`m fakin but i`m takin all you sucker mc`s
To the end of the world and push you over
Good luck couldn`t find you in a four leaf clover
If i ever said a rap, tryin to cap on you,
I wouldn`t even sweat it cause you`ll be through
Lookin so far up, you might fall down
Gettin clowned by the hound from east oaktown
And the look in your face when you`re lickin that tooth
Could make a grown man die, laughin at you
Cause you`re a, no rappin, no rhymin
Played out fake ass simple simon
I never understood one word you said
But you`re swearin up and down that you`re killin em dead
There`s only one thing, i wanted to know
Sucker motherfucker, wheres the joke?
I`m the player of players, just call me pop
My name is too $hort, no i don`t stop
I just don`t stop mackin, don`t stop cappin
Don`t stop rappin now you see what happens
Your mind is gone, your crew just cut
Sucker mc i`ll tell you what
Your rhymes are weak, your rap the same
And when it comes to game, you are lame
Never even heard of too $hort baby
Hit oakland in 1980
Singin mo raps than a rap could rhyme
Tellin sucker mc`s don`t waste my time
There`s a girl i know her name is betty
Straight to the head just rock it steady
She`s so freaky she`ll juice you up
All the home boys just can`t get enough
She`s a ph.d., don`t even stop
In the back like that goin (top, top, top)
I won`t say white girl, won`t say she`s black
She`s the kind of girl that make your knees go crack
Feel the beat, rock with me
Let me tell you what i be
I`m a mc rapper, a mc rapper
A big bank roller and a cold, cold capper
Hey baby, i got this rhyme
It`s not gonna stop till the end of time
Lke rock and roll i`ll play that song
To the beat all day and all night long
So liten up, to what i`m sayin
I`m a oaktown mack, bitch i ain`t playin
To all the home boys doin time in the pen
Gonna rock this beat for you once again
If you can`t get out and you`re mad as hell
Say beeatch, now make it sound for real
I`ma tear shit up, if i get the chance
I could give a fuck less if you`re hole don`t dance
See i`m a big mack now, i`m so great
I was born and raised in the golden state
Call me t.o.o., if you say $hort
I`ma rap my ass off till you give me some more
Big bank, now just make me rich
Bitch bitch bitch bitch make me rich
Check out my style, baby i don`t quit
I heard this freak say, `that`s the shit,
He took the cake, fucked the rake
Too $hort baby damn sure ain`t fake.`
But the sucker mc`s are screamin loud
Sayin sir too $hort, shut your mouth
How can you talk about me, and call me weak
When your father smokes coke and you mother`s a freak
S i keep on rappin, if nothin else
Keep your jealous thoughts to yourself
Bitch and bitch, he`s a mc right
Ain`t sayin nothin but he`s holdin the mic
Fuck with me, and boy you`re doomed
I send a trick with a hoe to the motel room
Cause i`m the coldest mc on a microphone
Like a .357 pointed at your dome
I got cap for cap, you never heard
So fresh again with cusswords
Motherfuckin shit, fuckin with me
Fuck a skank bitch and a sucker mc
Cusswords, just let em know
Motherfuckin shit, god damn ass hoe
Cusswords, just don`t quit
Motherfuck you damn shithead bitch
It`s too $hort, on the mic, and it don`t stop
And it don`t stop, and it won`t stop, beeatch
Check out my style
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