Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
Certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit, three-ring circus, sideshow of freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time, any fucking day
Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona bay
Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car
It's a bullshit, three-ring circus, sideshow of freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time, any fucking day
Learn to swim, see you down in arizona bay
Some say a comet will fall from the sky
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves
Followed by fault lines that can not sit still
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits
And some say the end is near
Some say we'll see armageddon soon
Certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit
One great big festering neon distraction
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Mom's gonna fix it all soon
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it oughta be
Fuck L. Ron hubbard
And fuck all his clones
Fuck all these gun-toting
Hip-gangster wannabes
Fuck retro anything
Fuck your tattoos
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory
Fuck smiley glad-hands, with hidden agendas
Fuck these dysfunctional insecure actresses
'Cause I'm praying for rain
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down
Mom please flush it all away
I wanna see it go right in and down
I wanna watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away
Time to bring it down again
Don't just call me pessimist
Try and read between the lines
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change my friend
I wanna see it come down
Bring it down
Suck it down
Flush it down
