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Here's Your Sign

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Bill Engvall: I Just hate stupid people They Should just have to wear a sign that says "I'm Stupid" That way you wouldn't rely on them, would yah? You wouldn't ask them anything, "Excuse me? Oh never mind, Ididn't see your sign. It's Like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California,our house was full of boxes, there's a U-Hal truck in our drive-way My friend comes over and asls, "Hey, you movin?" "Nope, we just pack our stuff up once or twice a week, just seehow many boxes it takes" Here's your sign Travis Tritt:(chorus) Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand We're not dealing with the planet of apes We're talkin' 'bout the modern man So you people with the mitsy, bitsy, tinsy, wentsy, tiny minds Here's Your Sign Here's Your Sign Bill Engvall: A couple of months ago, went fishing with a buddy of mine, wepulled his boat into the dock. I lifted this big ol' stringer of bass,the idiot on the dock goes; "You catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked em into givin' up" Here's Your Sign I was out in the front yard, with my boy the other day and hewas playing with his little friend, and he hit his friend, and I wentup to him and said, "Hey! We don't hit" He looked at me like... "Here's your sign dad" Travis Tritt: (chorus) Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand We're not dealing with the planet of apes We're talkin' 'bout the modern man So you people with the mitsy, bitsy, tinsy, wentsy, tiny minds Here's Your Sign Here's Your Sign Bill Engvall: I was watching one of those animal shows on the discoverchannel There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. There's only one wayto test that. "Alright Jimmy, you got that suit on. looks gooood. They want youto jump in this pool of sharks, and you tell us when it hurts whenthey bite you" "Well Alright, hold my sign, I don't wanna loose it." Travis Tritt: (chorus) Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand We're not dealing with the planet of apes We're talkin' 'bout the modern man So you people with the mitsy, bitsy, tinsy, wentsy, tiny minds Here's Your Sign Here's Your Sign Bill Engvall: Last summer I was on my way home, I was driving around, I had a flat tire, I pulled my tuck into those side-of-the-road gasstations, the attendent walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swearto god he went, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said "Nope, not at all. I was driving around and all of asudden the other 3 just swelled right up on me" Here's Your Sign Travis Tritt: (chorus) Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand We're not dealing with the planet of apes We're talkin' 'bout the modern man So you people with the mitsy, bitsy, tinsy, wentsy, tiny minds People with the little bitty, teny, weeny, tiny minds Here's Your Sign Bill Engvall: We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, guy comes overto the house, drove the car round for about 45 minutes. We get back tothe house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs theexhaust pipe. He goes, "Damn that's hot!" See if he'd been wearing a sign, I could have stopped him.

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