They had my future wrapped up in a parcel 
 And no one even thought of asking me 
 The day I turned fifteen I caught the mail train 
 To find what else might be in life for me 
    I rode on trucks and trains and lived on nothin' 
 Served me right for wanting to be free 
 Ah well that's the way society looked at it 
 But it didn't seem to be that way to me   
 And the biggest disappointment in the family was me 
 The only twisted branch upon our good old family tree 
 I just couldn't be the person they expected me to be 
 And the biggest disappointment in the world wa-as me   
 I lot more dinner times than there were dinners 
 I learned a lot that hurt me at the time 
 Then this quiet country boy went home a different man 
 With a memory of distance on my mind   
 But I always spoke too loud and laughed too often 
 Maybe drank to many glasses down 
 And perhaps my clothes were older than I realised 
 A relief to all concerned when I left town   
 And the biggest disappointment in the family was me 
 The only twisted branch upon our good old family tree 
 I just couldn't be the person they expected me to be 
 And the biggest disappointment in the world wa-as me   
 And the biggest disappointment in the family was me 
 The only twisted branch upon our good old family tree 
 I just couldn't be the person they expected me to be 
 And the biggest disappointment in the world wa-as me