Two lefts and a right 
 Stay out of sight 
 It’s been quite a night 
 Now run Bhang-Eater, run 
    Run through the goldsmiths’ great hall 
 Past all the rugs along the wall 
 The scent of spices on stall 
 “Quick! In here! Crawl!   
 Rude awakening 
 No more bathing 
 Public erection 
 Gives little affection   
 You need a good plan 
 If you pee on the sultan 
 I’ll escape this story 
 In all my glory   
 Run through the goldsmiths’ great hall 
 Past all the rugs along the wall 
 The scent of spices on stall 
 All in the raw