Misery is funny ‘Cause misery is nothing And nothing is funnier than nothing Yeah
And misery is hungry The souls are what it eats It devours all your insides and leaves you Lighter than the breeze
And misery is money As money ties you down But there's nowhere I'd rather be When it starts to smack me around
‘Cause I like it I like it Stop what you’re doin’ to me I like it
And misery loves company And I love misery We’ll take out a second mortgage We’ll start a little family And everyone will be miserable And everyone will sing together I know there's something wrong with me But I hope I never get better
‘Cause I like it I like it Stop what you’re doin’ to me I like it
