My sex-change operation got botched
 
 My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch
 
 Now all I got is a Barbie Doll-crotch
 
 I got an angry inch
 
  
  Six inches forward and five inches back
 
 I got a
 
 I got an angry inch
  
 
 I'm from the land where you still hear the cries
 
 I had to get out to sever all ties
 
 I changed my name and assumed a disguise
 
 I got an angry inch
  
 
 Six inches forward and five inches back
 
 I got a
 
 I got an ingry inch
  
 
 Six inches forward and five inches back
 
 The train is coming and I'm tied to the track
 
 I try to get up but I can't get no slack
 
 I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch
  
 
 My mother made my tits out of clay
 
 My boyfriend told me that he'd take me away
 
 They dragged me to the doctor one day
 
 I've got an angry inch
  
 
 Six inches forward and five inches back
 
 I got a
 
 I got an angry inch
  
 
 A long story short:
 
 When I woke up from the operation
 
 I was bleeding down there
 
 Bleeding from the gash between my legs
 
 My first day as a woman
 
 And already it's that time of the month
 
 But two days later
 
 The hole closed up and the wound healed
 
 And I was left with a one inch mound of flesh
 
 Where my penis used to be
 
 Where my vagina never was
 
 A one inch mound of flesh
 
 With a scar running down it
 
 Like a sideways grimace
 
 On an eyeless face
 
 It was just a little bulge
 
 It was an angry inch
  
 
 Six inches forward and five inches back
 
 The train is coming and I'm tied to the track
 
 I try to get up but I can't get no slack
 
 I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch
  
 
 Six inches forward and five inches back
 
 Stay undercover 'til the night turns to black
 
 I got my inch and I'm set to attack
 
 I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch