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The Undertones - Mars Bar
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The Undertones - Teenage Kicks
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The Undertones - Get Over You
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The Undertones - I Know A Girl
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The Undertones - Jimmy Jimmy
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The Undertones - My Perfect Cousin
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The Undertones - She's A Runaround
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The Undertones - Beautiful Friend
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The Undertones - Billy's Third
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The Undertones - Bittersweet
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The Undertones - Boy Wonder
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The Undertones - Boys Will Be Boys
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The Undertones - Bye Bye Baby Blue
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The Undertones - Casbah Rock
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The Undertones - Chain of Love
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The Undertones - Cher 'O Bowlies
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The Undertones - Conscious
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The Undertones - Crisis of Mine
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The Undertones - Emergency Case
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The Undertones - Fairly In The Money Now
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The Undertones - Family Entertainment
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The Undertones - Fascination
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The Undertones - Forever Paradise
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The Undertones - Get It On
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The Undertones - Girls Don't Like It
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The Undertones - Girls That Don't Talk
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The Undertones - Got To Have You Back
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The Undertones - Hannah Doot
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The Undertones - Hard Luck
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The Undertones - Here Comes The Summer
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The Undertones - His Good Looking Girlfriend
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The Undertones - Hypnotised
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The Undertones - I Can Only Dream
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The Undertones - I Can Only Give Everything
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The Undertones - I Don't Know
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The Undertones - I Don't Wanna See You Again
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The Undertones - I Gotta Getta
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The Undertones - I Told You So
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The Undertones - It's Going To Happen
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The Undertones - Julie Ocean
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The Undertones - Jump Boys
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The Undertones - Kiss In The Dark
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The Undertones - Last Time Around
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The Undertones - Let's Talk About A Girl
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The Undertones - Life's Too Easy
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The Undertones - Like That
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The Undertones - Listening In
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The Undertones - Love Before Romance
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The Undertones - Love Parade
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The Undertones - Luxury
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The Undertones - Male Model
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The Undertones - More Songs About Chocolate And Girls Lyrics
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The Undertones - Nine Times Out of Ten
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The Undertones - No Fun
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The Undertones - One Way Love
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The Undertones - Really Really
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The Undertones - Rock And Roll
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The Undertones - Save Me
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The Undertones - See That Girl
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The Undertones - She Can Only Say No
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The Undertones - Sigh And Explode
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The Undertones - Smarter Than You
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The Undertones - Soul Seven
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The Undertones - Tearproof
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The Undertones - The Positive Touch
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The Undertones - The Sin of Pride
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The Undertones - The Way Girls Walk
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The Undertones - There Goes Norman
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The Undertones - Top Twenty
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The Undertones - True Confession
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The Undertones - Turning Blue
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The Undertones - Under The Boardwalk
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The Undertones - Untouchable
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The Undertones - Valentine's Treatment
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The Undertones - Wednesday Week
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The Undertones - What's With Terry
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The Undertones - When Saturday Comes
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The Undertones - White Heat
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The Undertones - Whizz Kids
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The Undertones - Window Shopping For New Clothes
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The Undertones - Wrong Way
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The Undertones - You Stand So Close
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The Undertones - You're Welcome
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The Undertones - You've Got My Number
My Perfect Cousin
The Undertones
He's sure to go to heaven
Always spotless clean and neat
The smoothest you can get them
He's got a fur lined sheepskin jacket
My ma said they cost a packet
She won't even let me explain
That me and Kevin were just not the same
Oh my perfect cousin
What I like to do he doesn't
He's his family's private joy
His mothers little golden boy
He's gotta degree in economics
Maths - physics and bionics
He thinks that I'm a cabbage
Cos I hate university challenge
Even at the age of ten
Smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then
He always beat me at Subbuteo
Cos he flicked the kick
And I didn't know
Oh my perfect cousin ..
His mother bought him a synthesizer
Got the Human League into advise her
Now he's making lots of noise
Playing along with the art school boys
Girls try to attract his attention
But what a shame it's in vain total rejection
He will never be left on the shelf
Cos Kevin he's in love with himself
Oh my perfect cousin
