Well, I've heard it, I've heard it all
 
 I've heard it all before
 
 I don't need no gypsy
 
 I don't need no crystal ball
 
 Since you started messin' round on me darlin'
 
 Now the phone's ringing off the wall
 
 And everybody says it's so
 
 I got a broken heart comin' and they want me to know
 
 And I've heard it all
 
 I don't need a crystal ball.
 
  
  I got a lady across the hallway
 
 I got another one way across town
 
 All the people at your birthday party
 
 You should hear the way they're puttin' me down? 
 
 It seems the whole world's out to spy
 
 It's like the cia meets the fbi
  
 
 And I've heard it all
 
 I don't need a crystal ball
 
 Well I've heard it all
 
 I don't need a crystal ball
 
 Well I've heard it all
 
 It ain't no surprise to me
  
 
 I don't watch no television
 
 I don't read the daily news
 
 I'm afraid if I listen to the radio
 
 I'll hear about the latest things you do
 
 I don't want no explanation
 
 Nothin' you could say could be a revelation
 
 And I've heard it all
 
 I don't need a crystal ball.