Don't think I told you 'bout this dream I had 
 
 Me and these friends of mine were feelin' bad 
 
 'Cause we were wasted 
 
 Wasted on the likes of You
 
  
  Feel like a semaphoring Happy Jack 
 
 Caucasion crucifix upon our backs 
 
 Yeah, we were wasted 
 
 Wasted on the likes of You
  
 
 Well we've got powers in our jeans You've never dreamed 
 
 And we've got words You've never heard and never seen 
 
 Yeah, we've been wasted
  
 
 I heard you hummin' on the telephone 
 
 I spoke to Monroe, Garbo, Truman, Capone 
 
 But, they were wasted 
 
 Wasted on the likes of You
  
 
 Oh, come along 
 
 Come along
 
 Come along
 
 Come along
  
 
 I met a man today who sold me an icecream
 
 I took his number down in case we were seen 
 
 He looked so much better
  
 
 I took my first real taste of porcupine tea 
 
 Loretta looked much better than you'd think she could be 
 
 She looked so much better 
 
 I really think she rule it out
  
 
 I think I'll take a look at what I could be 
 
 She showed me lots of things that I'd never seen
 
 'Cause she was wasted
 
 Wasted on the likes of You
  
 
 Maybe one day we can stop on the screen 
 
 And lay back royalties from me unseen 
 
 Cause we've been wasted 
 
 Wasted on the likes of You, yeah, You, yeah 
 
 Wasted on the likes of You, yeah, You, yeah 
 
 Wasted on the likes of You, yeah, You, yeah 
 
 Wasted on the likes of You, yeah, You, yeah 
 
 Wasted on the likes of You