Dan: Am I turning you up? 
 We: Nope 
 Dan: I didnt think so. Lets botar pra quebrar! 
    How you doing, young ladies? 
 That Silvio Santos pic is really driving me crazy 
 You don't have to play or make any jokes 
 I was learning spanish last time we spoke   
 Looking for Chanel that will treat you right 
 You looking for him in the day and desiring him at night 
 You're the type that makes us do other things 
 Than play cards at night   
 You expect us to set you up with him 
 But will you still love us if you get it?   
 All he can do is try, give him one chance 
 What's the problem, I don't see a ring on his hand 
 Dan will be the first to admit, 
 He is bi-curious, yet he seems so innocent   
 You seem so lost in the world, get lost in us 
 Aren't you tired of boys? Chose girls for a minute   
 Promiscous Dan 
 Wherever you are 
 We're all alone 
 And its you that we want   
 Promiscuous girls 
 You already know 
 That I'm all boiola 
 What were you waiting for?   
 Promiscuous Dan 
 You must be kidding me 
 We know what you really want 
 But weve got what you need   
 Promiscuous girls 
 We're getting to no point 
 You're very rock and roll 
 And I'm Macaulay Culkin nerdy   
 My nails are red 
 And my eyes are blue 
 Marco is dead 
 But Chanel is so fuckin cute!   
 Hey! We cant keep our mind off you. 
 Are you online, do you mind if we annoy you?   
 I'm out of this world, is Sweden in this planet? 
 You can see my school level, do you really think I can handle it?   
 They call me Dan 
 Dan Viadan 
 Recognize the name? 
 I'm a gay, penis down   
 We're nice girls 
 But we can annoy yourself 
 And if we get bored we will need your help 
 Pay attention to us we don't talk with Chanel   
 Dan: Im so anti mainstream 
 We: Not like everybody else   
 Babies, you can keep I'm in the low 
 Let your band underground, nobody gotta know it! 
 Then I'll have backstage everyplace you girls go   
 What kind of idols do you take us for?   
 Promiscous Dan 
 Wherever you are 
 We're all alone 
 And its you that we want   
 Promiscuous girls 
 You already know 
 That I'm all boiola 
 What were you waiting for?   
 Promiscuous Dan 
 You must be kidding me 
 We know what you really want 
 But weve got what you need   
 Promiscuous girls 
 We're getting to no point 
 You're very rock and roll 
 And I'm Macaulay Culkin nerdy   
 Dan: I'm a drag, not a man 
 We: Don't be drag, be a man   
 Dan: Hey! I'm a drag, not a man 
 We: Don't be drag, be a man   
 Wait! I have no cunt 
 I can see myself with your skirt on!   
 We: I can see you with macho clothes on 
 Feeling on before us before you bring that on   
 Dan: Bring that on?   
 We: You know what I mean..   
 Dan: Girl, I'm afraid I cant do those things   
 We: I'm just trying to get inside your pants 
 To see if you're gay the way you say   
 Dan: It's okay, it's allright 
 I got something that you're gonna like   
 Hey, is that true or are you talking trash 
 Is your game Pokémon Blue or Red?   
 Promiscous Dan 
 Wherever you are 
 We're all alone 
 And its you that we want   
 Promiscous girls 
 You're calling my attention 
 But I'm driving you crazy 
 The way I'm making you wait!   
 Promiscuous Dan 
 You must be kidding me 
 We know what you really want 
 But weve got what you need   
 Promiscous Dan 
 We can be one in the same 
 But please stop playing those Pokémon games oh no!