Hey-ho, Daddy's home! 
 Heeeerrrreeee's Johnny!!! 
 Where did everybody go??!! 
 Goodbye Chicago, 
 Goodbye Miami skies, 
 "ground control to Major Tom, 
 My soul been psychodelisized..." 
    They say the grass is greener 
 On the other side of the fence 
 And the meat is sweeter, 
 It takes two to do the dance. 
 Man, the girl is a dream! 
 I ain't seen one like that since...   
 They say the grass is greener 
 On the other side of the fence.   
 Well, the girl from New York 
 Digs Peter Tork and the girls 
 From Milwaukee do the Walkie-Talkie. 
 Cheerleaders in Atlanta do the 
 Boom-shagga-lagga, shouting 
 "V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!!!" 
 They walk and they walk and 
 They talk and they talk and 
 Theywalkandtheywalkandthey 
 Talkandtheytalkandtheywalkand 
 Theywalkandtheytalkandtheytalk 
 All night to get it right, but inside   
 They say the grass is greener 
 On the other side of the fence 
 And the meat is sweeter, 
 It takes two to do the dance. 
 Man, the girl is a dream! 
 I ain't seen one like that since...   
 They say the grass is greener 
 On the other side of the fence 
 On the other side of the fence 
 On the other side of the fence   
 Jimmy's dad says 
 "son, there's a small hotel, 
 Two high on Ten High 
 And Chantilly. Man! I love the 
 Smell of another man's life. 
 I love the smell of another man's wife. 
 Strike while the iron's hot. 
 I know it's wrong, but I can't stop. 
 I love your mom, but I'm a bum and 
 Hey, c'mon..."   
 They say the grass is greener 
 On the other side of the fence 
 And the meat is sweeter, 
 It takes two to do the dance. 
 Man, the girl is a dream! 
 I ain't seen one like that since...