Hey, hey 
 Hey now, did you make a problem? 
 Didn't want to solve 
 Until you do, you do 
 That's the thing about 'em 
 Still got 'em 
 Problems 
 Seem so small 
 They can tower over you 
 Pile up, build a wall 
 Around you, surround you 
 Oh, and how 
    When you finally think they're through 
 Do they follow, follow? 
 I wonder who 
 Can solve my problems 
 Oh, how 'bout 'em?   
 Problems can wait, problems get solved 
 Problems relate, problems revolve 
 Around tense situations, tense situations left unresolved 
 Somethin' comes up, you get involved 
 In justifications of foreign relations 
 That have nothin' to do 
 No, nothin' at all 
 With the problem   
 Hey hey 
 Hey hey   
 Hey now, did you ever have one? 
 Have a problem 
 That you could not solve? 
 What did you do 
 About 'em? 
 What did you do? 
 Did you try and close your eyes? 
 Put the blame on someone else? 
 But the problem follows you 
 Around and 'round, up and down 
 Until it takes up all your time 
 'Til it starts to bother you 
 'Til you start to lose your mind 
 Your problems, they love it 
 When you do, they do too   
 Problems that wait never get solved 
 Problems relate to and problems revolve 
 Around tense situations, tense situations left unresolved 
 When somethin' comes up, don't you get involved 
 In contradictions, fictional friction 
 That has nothin' to do, no, no, nothin' at all 
 With the problem   
 Hey now, did you ever have one? 
 Have a problem 
 That you could not solve? 
 That's the thing about 'em 
 Problems