I met my baby in a shoppin' mall 
 In a shoppin' mall 
 I asked my baby for her number in case I called her up 
 In case I called her up 
    I called my baby on the telephone 
 I said, "Uh, hello?" 
 On the telphone   
 I took my baby to the movies 
 Sat in the front row 
 Got us some popcorn, bought her some bon-bons 
 We sat in the front row   
 I took my baby out to dinner 
 A table just for two 
 A table just for two   
 I took my baby to Las Vegas 
 Chartered a private plane 
 We took some naps, we shot some crap 
 Chartered a private plane   
 I took her shoppin' 
 Next thing I know 
 I took my baby to Aspen   
 I broke my leg 
 She fell in love 
 I broke my leg   
 I got a letter from my ex-baby today