Well, I worry about my present situation
 
 My bookie says my odds are next to none
 
 But I'd worry if my chances were improving
 
 I got ulcers from the worrying I've done
 
 And they worry too
 
  
  Well, I'm worried I may find a four leaf clover
 
 Lord knows I can't sleep if nothing's wrong
 
 I'm worried that my troubles might be over
 
 Takes a worried man to sing a worried song
 
 Takes a worried man to sing a worried song
 
 Come on and worry now
  
 
 I worry about my tan, my skin's all white
 
 I ought to go outside, but the sun's too damn bright
 
 I worry about disease and worry about the flu
 
 And if you got it me or if I got it from you
 
 If I were you, I'd worry about that tooth
  
 
 Well, I worry about big business and if they tell the truth
 
 I worry about the Commies undermining all our youth
 
 I worry about Afghanistan, I worry about the Poles
 
 O if they drop the big one, will we all llive in holes
  
 
 Ah, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute
 
 Ah, nevermind, nevermind
 
 I was worried that was gonna happen
 
 You don't worry about it, I'll worry about it
 
 I'll be up anyway, it's all right
 
 What am I gonna do