Welcome to cyberspace, i'm lost in the fog 
 Everything's digital i'm still analog 
 When something goes wrong 
 I don't have a clue 
 Some 10-year-old smart ass has to show me what to do 
 Sign on with high speed you don't have to wait 
 Sit there for days and vegetate 
 I access my email, read all my spam, i'm an analog man. 
    The whole world's living in a digital dream 
 It's not really there 
 It's all on the screen 
 Makes me forget who i am 
 I'm an analog man   
 Yeah i'm an analog man in a digital world 
 I'm gonna get me an analog girl 
 Who loves me for what i am. 
 I'm an analog man   
 What's wrong with vinyl, i think it sounds great 
 Lps, 45s, 78s but that's just the way i am 
 I'm an analog man   
 Turn on the tube, watch until dawn 
 One hundred channels, nothing is on 
 Endless commercials, endless commercials, endless commercials   
 The whole world's glued to the cable tv 
 It looks so real on the big lcd 
 Murder and violence are rated pg, too bad for the children 
 They are what they see   
 The whole world's living in a digital dream 
 It's not really there 
 It's all on the screen 
 Makes me forget who i am 
 I'm an analog man   
 Yeah i'm an analog man in a digital world 
 I'm gonna get me an analog girl 
 Who loves me for what i am. 
 I'm an analog man   
 Yeah i'm an analog man in a digital world