When I look at your face I see dirt; 
 
 All the sunshine you blow up my a** starts to hurt; 
 
 And I don't really mind if I'm nothin' in your eyes; 
 
 It's no surprise to me; 
 
 There's a rocket I built; 
 
 It's under my kilt; 
 
 It's coming to blow you away. 
 
  
  I was a jerk; 
 
 I did the work for somebody else's dream; 
 
 I took the chance; 
 
 I lost my pants; 
 
 In somebody else's dream tonight.
  
 
 Now you're calling me up to get paid; 
 
 And if you don't get paid then you'll never get laid; 
 
 But I really don't have any money; 
 
 I say goodbye; And you'll have to depend on your size; 
 
 'Cause the thing that I built;
 
 It's under my kilt;
 
 It's coming to blow you away.
  
 
 I was a jerk; 
 
 I did the work for somebody else's dream; 
 
 I took the chance; 
 
 I lost my pants; 
 
 In somebody else's dream tonight.
  
 
 Now I think that I'm going to bed, 
 
 As the image of you and yer crap leaves my head; 
 
 Cause it's t-minus 20 tomorrow, rocket flies; 
 
 And it doesn't depend on the size; 
 
 'Cause the thing that I built;
 
 It's under my kilt; 
 
 It's coming to blow you away.
  
 
 I was a jerk; 
 
 I did the work for somebody else's dream; 
 
 I took the chance; 
 
 I lost my pants; 
 
 In somebody else's dream tonight