It's Saturday, March 9, 1996 at 1:00 PM
 
 Me and my band went to Lawrence, Kansas to play a rock show
 
 It was a two and a half hour trip
 
 At 3:30 PM, me and my band pulled up by the Bottleneck at 737 New Hampshire Street
 
  
  Dale Meiners yelled at me
 
 Dale Meiners yelled at me
 
 Dale Meiners yelled at me
 
 Dale Meiners yelled at me
  
 
 At 8:55 PM, me and my band ran a sound check for tonight's rock show
 
 At 9:00 PM, about 400 people crowded the venue
 
 Suddenly, me and my band got onstage and rocked the jam session
 
 It was a great show
  
 
 Dale Meiners yelled at me
 
 Dale Meiners yelled at me
 
 Dale Meiners yelled at me
 
 Dale Meiners yelled at me
  
 
 At 1:30 AM on March 10, 1996, I bragged about doing a keyboard solo show when I come back to town
 
 Suddenly, Dale Meiners got mad at me
 
 He yelled at me for dissing my band at 2:00 AM
 
 He gave me a war hell ride by calling me a fucking asshole
  
 
 Dale Meiners yelled at me
 
 Dale Meiners yelled at me
 
 Dale Meiners yelled at me
 
 Dale Meiners yelled at me
  
 
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