It's Wednesday, April 2, 1997, at 12:00 PM
 
 I took a Greyhound bus to Des Moines, Iowa
 
 It was a six-hour profanity demon hellride
 
 At 6:00 PM, the Greyhound bus arrived at the Des Moines bus station
 
 Two of my music fans picked me up and drove me to Fort Dodge, Iowa
 
  
  Hell Greyhound bus ride
 
 Hell Greyhound bus ride
 
 Hell Greyhound bus ride
 
 Hell Greyhound bus ride
  
 
 At 2:00 PM on Friday, April 4, 1997, I went on a radio show joyride
 
 I whipped out my Technics KN3000 keyboard and sung four rock songs on 88.1 KICB
 
 At 6:30 PM, I rode with my friends to Knights of Columbus for sound checking
 
 At 9:30 PM, I got up on stage and sung twenty rock songs in front of 200 rock fans
  
 
 Hell Greyhound bus ride
 
 Hell Greyhound bus ride
 
 Hell Greyhound bus ride
 
 Hell Greyhound bus ride
  
 
 At 11:20 AM on Saturday, April 5, 1997, I caught the Greyhound bus to Chicago, Illinois
 
 The Greyhound bus left Des Moines, Iowa at 11:30 AM
 
 It was an eight-hour profanity demon hellride without music
 
 At 7:30 PM, the Greyhound bus arrived at the Chicago bus station
 
 I then got off the intercity bus and yelled like a stupid fool
  
 
 Hell Greyhound bus ride
 
 Hell Greyhound bus ride
 
 Hell Greyhound bus ride
 
 Hell Greyhound bus ride