Rail a filthy vulgarity hell ride at me
 
 Shoot my harmony joyride music down
 
 Turn me away so I can't catch any Pace joy bus routes
 
 Keep me stuck in the pain chamber of Chicago, Illinois
 
  
  Make sure I'm out screwing up
 
 Make sure I'm out screwing up
 
 Make sure I'm out screwing up
 
 Make sure I'm out screwing up
  
 
 Torment me with lies in front of my friends
 
 Call me a fucking bum like I'm a con man
 
 Call me a fucking jerk like I'm a rapist
 
 Call me a fucking asshole like I'm an arsonist
 
 Take me on a series of war hell rides with every CTA bus ride
  
 
 Make sure I'm out screwing up
 
 Make sure I'm out screwing up
 
 Make sure I'm out screwing up
 
 Make sure I'm out screwing up
  
 
 Rough me up so I can holler like a damn fool
 
 Get me arrested and taken to jail by the Chicago police
 
 Make me bust my portable CD player to smithereens
 
 Kill all my good time music
 
 Turn my Sunday sightseeing bus tour into a nerve-shattering hell ride
  
 
 Make sure I'm out screwing up
 
 Make sure I'm out screwing up
 
 Make sure I'm out screwing up
 
 Make sure I'm out screwing up