If it were 2008, and I was on my way home I'd be texting while I drive, I'd keep your pictures on my phone I'd be updating my MySpace, telling everyone I know That I'm loving Halo 3: ODST and these Newports that I smoke I don't really enjoy this reality we live in So I watch DVRs and women You claim that I do these things I didn't How would you like it if it happened to you? I don't really enjoy this reality we live in So I watch DVRs and women You claim that I do these things I didn't How would you like it if it happened to you?