Blind man beggin' for a little crust of bread 
 Rich lady wonderin' what the undertaker said 
 Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead 
 Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead 
 Hey, hey
hey, hey, hey 
    Mother nature's lookin' for the hands of father time 
 He's got 'em reachin' for the girl in number nine 
 She's readin' horoscopes lookin' for a sign 
 Waitin' for the train that'll take her down the line 
 Hey, hey
hey, hey, hey   
 Cell phones ringin' in the middle of the street 
 History's tellin' stories that a sailor won't repeat 
 Believers and infidels are fighting in the heat 
 While bodies of the innocent are covered with a sheet 
 Hey, hey
hey, hey, hey 
 I said hey,hey,
hey, hey, hey   
 Everybody's lookin' for what they cannot find 
 I'm down here on Bleeker Street tryin' to read your mind 
 Hey, hey
hey, hey, hey   
 Santa Claus and Robinhood are doin' what they can 
 To feed the poor and soak the rich and help their fellow man 
 While senators and congressmen are workin' on a plan 
 To get some more vacation time to get a deeper tan 
 Hey
hey, hey, hey   
 Sheena's in the jungle tryin' hard to keep it real 
 The doctor's in the ale house tryin' to cop a feel 
 The count of Monte Christo wants to make another deal 
 And Dracula's in the kitchen and he's lookin' for a meal 
 Hey, hey
hey, hey, hey
I said hey
hey, hey, hey   
 Everybody's lookin' for what they cannot find 
 I'm down here on Bleeker Street tryin' to read your mind 
 Hey, hey   
 Aristotle's ridin' on a ferryboat to Mars 
 While Juliet is creepin' through the closets of the stars 
 Romeo is on the run smoking' blue cigars 
 Puttin' cocoa butter on to cover up the scars 
 Maggie May and Captain Hook are walkin' down the aisle 
 As the president saunters in astride a crocodile 
 The Ayatolah swears he is not a pedophile 
 And the Right of Man don't mean a damn here in the age of style 
 Hey, hey
hey, hey, hey 
 I said hey
hey, hey hey   
 Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead 
 Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead 
 Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead 
 Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead 
 (Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead) 
 Hello? 
 (Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead) 
 Hello? 
 (Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead) 
 Is anybody there? 
 (Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead) 
 Hello?   
 I said hey
hey, hey, hey, hey 
 I said hey
hey, hey, hey, hey   
 Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead 
 Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead 
 (Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead) 
 (Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead)