Late in the evening, walking down the street
Making very little noise with my shaking feet
Turn around the corner and guess what I see
I see a drawing on the sign that looks like me
Skingrad city murderer still at large
Used a soul gem, caught a different charge
Now, why would someone draw me on a wanted sign?
Prison bars are something I can’t get behind
Stop right there, boy, you’re acting cringe
Don’t you dare move a muscle by a single inch
Now pay the court a fine or it’s off to jail
Your stolen goods are forfeit
Wait, wait, listen
Hold your horses, officer, I can explain
Poor glarthir’s being framed for someone’s personal gain
There’s a woman ‘round these parts and her name’s bernadette
I'm afraid she’s the kind of witch to long for my death
Toutius sextius is sexting my wife
I am sure that motherfucker wants me out of his life
Not to toot my own horns but I know who is sus
In the city of sin-grad, you don’t know who to trust
Stop right there, boy, you’re acting cringe
Don’t you dare move a muscle by a single inch
Now pay the court a fine or it’s off to jail
Your stolen goods are forfeit and your psyche is frail
Shawty so fine she gotta stop right there
Take this criminal’s cum with that delicate pair
I do apologize, brother, I got distracted by breasts
Now, where’s my fella haskill, time to welcome our guest
Fatherless broad, she call me papa
Blowing lil sheo like my name is zaza
Got duolingo, started learning thot, so
Lil sheo is a pretty motherfucker
I took her home and she wet my willy
Dementia mcdonald's, the beef is silly
Lil ass boy, you’re going crazy
Lil ass boy, you’re coming with me
Yeah! Woohoo! Wait
You- you're kind of weird, you know that? But that's okay!
I, I like crazy people!
