(Jxckk just wan't a drank)
My grandma just called me a fuckin' nigger
I don't know why she mad, so I had to hit her
Why the fuck my cousin lookin' for his four-wheeler?
I just need some fuckin' water and some sugar
How you don't got no tissue in here?
Why your car only go to the first gear?
Feel like D.C. young Fly, bring that ass here
Why you got the water, but it's not crystal clear?
Sold my brother a dog, but it was a deer
My mama got mad and she said: You bitch
That shit hurt, bro, now I gotta take your tire
Why my boss look like the dude from The Wire?
Why my cousin take Viagra? He horny
It's 7 in the morning, tell me why my grandma snortin'
I tried to rhyme orange with door hinge
I just woke up and I just ran off my neighbor
That nigga so broke, he don't get no paper
My neighbor asked me for his money back, nigga, never
It's a hundred degrees outside, why you got a sweater?
My grandma freezin', I just took her sweater
And I just ran off on my barber and got a free taper
I just ran off on my granddad and took his weedwacker
I know my grandma mad at me, but still, fuck her
I always run off on my family, yeah, they some suckers
Let's somebody go, yeah
The Hood Rejects, yeah
