I don't have Apple headphones, I've got Android headphones
That's why the mic sound bad, and that's why I've got all this dorgit
I ran in the Ice Age back with the mammoths
I thought I was a fish, but I was really a salmon
I was on the freeway singing: Put some houses on my Rito, baby
I can't clap no more, I glued my hands together
I thought that I was a bird, because I was shitting feathers
Tried to dive in a volcano and burnt up in the process
I jumped in the belly of a whale, and he spit me up
I thought that I could fight, until I knocked myself out
I slipped in the shower, cuz I slipped on my own dirt
I used to be a shark, now I'm a dolphin
Went to Africa to run with the lions, got stepped on by a stampede
They thought that I was a rabbit, because I was jumping
I got hit in the head with a rock, now I got a knot on my head
She asked me to come over her house, but she had bunk beds
I accidentally swallowed a dime, playing Fortnite online
Feel like it's Bangladesh, I don't even know what that means
They ask me why fit different, that's because I was wearing my sister's jeans
I just slipped on the floor, I slipped on a green bean
I don't have Apple headphones, I've got Android headphones
That's why the mic sound bad, and that's why I've got all this dorgit
I ran in the Ice Age back with the mammoths
I thought I was a fish, but I was really a salmon
I was on the freeway singing: Put some houses on my rito, baby
I can't clap no more, I glued my hands together
I thought that I was a bird, because I was shitting feathers
Tried to dive in a volcano and burnt up in the process
I jumped in the belly of a whale, and he spit me up
I jumped from a tree, and I fucked myself up
I just missed a squirrel, and I ran away
I fell into an ant hole because I'm skinny as hell
A fat person fell on me, and they crushed my lungs
I ran out of tissue, so I had to use my thumb
What did I say before, I never actually used my thumb
Said that you can read, but when you read it sounds like this jellyfish impersonation
Said that you can read, but when you read it sounds like this jellyfish impersonation
