Clark was at home brewing his own beer
And we were all amazed that he could steer
With his hand in a sling
And his heart on his sleeve
Then he backed the trailer up
And somebody yelled "bottoms up"
And that just opens another can of worms
Yeah it's true we drive real crummy cars
But the ziggens, they don't live too far
And after all,
You said you might not be right through with me
Do you wanna call it quits?
Are you tired and sick?
Oh baby do you wanna.....call it quits?
We feared the talk of a backlash
So we took the wallets
And we emptied the cash
And where's a cop?
When you need one
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner's a loss
The snots with hairs
Let's split the cost
And you can say
You got some musturd right here
Do you wanna call it quits?
Are you tired and sick?
Oh baby do you wanna.....call it quits?
Christmas came
And it went so fast
I'm glad we made the time last
We needed those times
To be fishing off the pier
And when we got home we was amazed
At the counter top
And with all of us amazed
It dried itself
In the shape of a christmas tree
Do you wanna call it quits?
Are you tired and sick?
Oh baby do you wanna.....call it quits?
