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Adam Sandler - Mother's Day Song
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Adam Sandler - Forgetful Lucy
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Adam Sandler - Grow Old With You
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Adam Sandler - Chris Farley Tribute
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Adam Sandler - I Wanna Grow Old With You
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Adam Sandler - At A Medium Pace
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Adam Sandler - Buddy
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Adam Sandler - What Do You Love
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Adam Sandler - Chanukah Song (III)
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Adam Sandler - Let It Out, Davey
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Adam Sandler - Listenin' To The Radio
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Adam Sandler - Oh Mom...
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Adam Sandler - Real Love
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Adam Sandler - Somebody Kill Me
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Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song
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Adam Sandler - 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden
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Adam Sandler - 7 Foot Man
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Adam Sandler - A Christmas Song
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Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal's Big Day
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Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal's Big Day
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Adam Sandler - At The Mall
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Adam Sandler - At The Mall (feat. Kevin Grady)
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Adam Sandler - Baby Got Jack
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Adam Sandler - Back 2 School
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Adam Sandler - Bad Boyfriend
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Adam Sandler - Best Friend
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Adam Sandler - Billy Madison's Victory Song
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Adam Sandler - Buddy[moving Train]
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Adam Sandler - Bum Biddy
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Adam Sandler - Calling Home
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Adam Sandler - Camp Granada
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Adam Sandler - Cock N Balls
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 1
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 2
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 3
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 4
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 5
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Adam Sandler - Cordurory Blues
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Adam Sandler - Corduroy Blues
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Adam Sandler - Crazy Love
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Adam Sandler - Creapin´ On The Mayor
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Adam Sandler - Dancin' And Pantsin
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Adam Sandler - Dancing In The Dark
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Adam Sandler - Davey's Song
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Adam Sandler - Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot)
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Adam Sandler - Dip Doodle
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Adam Sandler - Do It For Your Mama
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Adam Sandler - Dream On
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Adam Sandler - Eggs And Candy (Snl)
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Adam Sandler - Fatty McGee
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Adam Sandler - Fleiznavidad
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Adam Sandler - Food Innuendo Guy
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Adam Sandler - Four Years Old
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Adam Sandler - Funny Happy Birthday Song
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Adam Sandler - Gay Robot
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Adam Sandler - Girl
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Adam Sandler - Hanukkah
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Adam Sandler - Hanukkah Song Part One
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Adam Sandler - I Feel Pretty
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Adam Sandler - I Feel Pretty(Anger Managment)
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Adam Sandler - I Like Small Butts
- 62
Adam Sandler - I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog
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Adam Sandler - I Will Go Back To School
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Adam Sandler - I'm So Wasted
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Adam Sandler - Im Not
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Adam Sandler - Instead of one day of presents
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Adam Sandler - Intervention Song
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Adam Sandler - Joining The Cult
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Adam Sandler - Kermet and Big Bird Stoned
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Adam Sandler - Knocking Heaven's Door
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Adam Sandler - Leabing Song Part II
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Adam Sandler - Linda Song
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Adam Sandler - Long Ago
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Adam Sandler - Love Stinks
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Adam Sandler - Lunchlady Land
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Adam Sandler - Masturbata
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Adam Sandler - Medium Pace
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Adam Sandler - Memory Lane
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Adam Sandler - Moyda
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Adam Sandler - Mr. Bake-O
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Adam Sandler - Mr. Spindel's Phone Call
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Adam Sandler - My Little Chicken
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Adam Sandler - Ode To My Car
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Adam Sandler - Operaman
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Adam Sandler - Patch Song
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Adam Sandler - Pibb Goes Surfing
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Adam Sandler - Pibb Tries The Skateboarding
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Adam Sandler - Pickin' Daisies
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Adam Sandler - Piece Of Shit Car
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Adam Sandler - Red Hooded Sweatshirt
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Adam Sandler - Respect
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Adam Sandler - Right Field
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Adam Sandler - Santa Song
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Adam Sandler - Secret
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Adam Sandler - Sex Or Weight Lifting
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Adam Sandler - She Comes Home To Me
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Adam Sandler - Sid & Alex
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Adam Sandler - Sloppy Joe
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Adam Sandler - Stan The Man
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Adam Sandler - Station 69
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Adam Sandler - Steve Polychronopolous
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Adam Sandler - Stoned on Sesame Street
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Adam Sandler - Sun Tan Lotion Song
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Adam Sandler - Sweat Beatrice
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Adam Sandler - Technical Foul
- 106
Adam Sandler - Teenage Love On The Phone
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Adam Sandler - Thanksgiving Song
- 108
Adam Sandler - The Adventures Of The Cow
- 109
Adam Sandler - The Amazing Willy Wanker
- 110
Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver
- 111
Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Janitor
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Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher
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Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher
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Adam Sandler - The Beer Song
- 115
Adam Sandler - The Boss And The Secretary
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Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions
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Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Valedictorian
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Adam Sandler - The Chanuka Song
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Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song (II)
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Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song, Part II
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Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song, Pt. 3 [radio Version]
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Adam Sandler - The Chaunaka Song (Part 3)
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Adam Sandler - The Cheerleader
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
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Adam Sandler - The Goat Song
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Adam Sandler - The Grandma Song
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Adam Sandler - The Hannukah Oing
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Adam Sandler - The Hypnotist
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Adam Sandler - The Hypnotist feat Kevin Nealon
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Adam Sandler - The Lonesome Kicker
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Adam Sandler - The Longest Pee
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Adam Sandler - The Mayor Of Pussytown
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Adam Sandler - The Mule Session
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Adam Sandler - The Peeper
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Adam Sandler - The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie
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Adam Sandler - The Respect Chant
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Adam Sandler - The Taliban Can
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Adam Sandler - The Thanksgiving Song
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Adam Sandler - They're All Gunna Laugh At You
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Adam Sandler - Toll Booth Willie
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Adam Sandler - Uses Of The Word Fuck
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Adam Sandler - Voodoo
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Adam Sandler - Ways To Get Bin Laden
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Adam Sandler - Welcome My Son
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Adam Sandler - What The Hell Happened To Me?
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Adam Sandler - Whore! Where Are You?!
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Adam Sandler - Yippie-Yo-Yo-Yea
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Adam Sandler - You Spin Me Right Round
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Adam Sandler - Zittly Van Zittles
The Boss And The Secretary
Adam Sandler
Yes, sir?
I want ya in here right now!
I´ll be right in.
Damn straight you´ll be right in
What do you need, sir?
What do I need? You know what I need
Uh, no I don´t, sir
I want you to come on over here, fish my cock out of these
trousers, and suck on it for a while!
Sir, I don´t think I can do something like that!
Oh, you can and you will, bitch! Kneel down, now!
What if someone comes in?
You think I give a flying fuck about that shit? You get over
here and you start suckin it!
Well, alright...
Yeah! Yeah, that´s it! Reach in there! Reach in there and get
yourself some candy
Okay...
Okay, a little lower, though...
Umm... alright...
Little... little lower...
Yeah?
No, to the left!
Left?
Damn, bitch, do I gotta do everything? Pull down my pants!
O.. Okay...
Now the tighty whities, pull that shit down too
Mmmm....
Watch out now, here it comes! Boing! Now what you think of that?
What do I think of what?
This! My ding-a-ling! Come on, play with the shit a little
Uh, okay...
Lower, baby! Gettin warmer...
Okay...
Let me pull the fatty rolls apart, spring that shit out for ya
Yeah, that would help
Whoop, there it is!
Haha... What the fuck is that?
Play with the shit
Okay...
That´s right, jack it up and down
Well...
Up and down!
Well, it´s hard to grab onto!
Keep tryin, you thick fingered bitch! Use your pinkies!
Oh, okay... I´ll try that
Yeah, now we got it goin on...
Yeah?
Let me fuck those pinkies...
Okay...
Yeah...
Okay...
Keep pressure on the sides of it, baby, keep it sprung! Yeah!
Tell me how much you love it
Ooh, I love it
Tell me it makes you horny
Ooh, I´m gettin real horny
Tell me it´s bigger than a Tic Tac
But it isn´t!
I don´t give a shit if it is or isn´t! Say it is!
Alright! Your dick is bigger than a Tic Tac!
Damn right, Tic Tac, cashew, thumbtack, half a grape, it´s
bigger than all that shit!
All that shit put together!
Now don´t get crazy on me, bitch, let´s keep this shit semi-real
Aw, I like a man who shaves down here!
I don´t shave that shit, bitch! I´m still waitin on them weeds to
bust out and grow and what not!
What? You mean you haven´t reached puberty?
I guess the only way to get you to shutup is to throw a dick in your mouth!
Okay...
Well, then suck on that shit!
Uh, okay... Mmmm... yeah, I´m suckin... suckin away here
That´s a pimple, you dumb twat!
Ugg...
Move your mouth lower!
Mmmmm
Oh, oh yeah, now you´re on it! You´re on it!
I´m on it?
That´s it!
Okay!
Oh, that feels nice!
Okay!
Oh, hell yeah!
Yeah, there you go!
Oh, oh, shit, fuck, ow!!
What´s wrong?
It´s caught between your teeth! Get it out! Get it out!
I´m sorry, sir!
Don´t be flossin with that shit, you gap-toothed bitch! Be careful!
Look, maybe I should just lick it then, okay?
Do somethin!
Im gonna lick it! Cause I love to lick that thing, okay?
Yeah...
Yeah, baby...
Yeah!
Yeah, you like that, baby?
Oh, yeah!
Whoah, whoah, whoah!!! Somethin just spewed all over my face!
That was the pimple again!
Oh, uh uh...
Let me reiterate. Down. Lower. Bitch!
Okay, you fat fuck!
What´s that?
I´m just playin with ya, haha...
Oh, you better be playin! Oh yeah, that´s it, now you´re on it!
I´m on it?
Oh, oh smoke that roast, bitch...
Okay...
Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, slow down, not so fast!
Oh, okay
I got shit I wanna do to you, woman!
Oh boy...
Time to pull your dress off... You´re gonna get fucked!
I don´t know, sir, I mean... is that... is that really possible?
Don´t give me no lip, bitch! You want me to smack you in the
face with this shit?
Hahahahaha
"Hahaha" you laughin now? Get the fuckin dress off!
Well, alright, but you have to promise me you´re gonna use a condom
You know I can´t wear that shit!
I do, I´m just playin! Hahahaha
Condom! You´ve been watchin too many of those XXX movies,
seein that fake dick shit those actors have hangin off their real dicks
Those aint fake dicks, those are real big dicks!
Bitch, I suppose you think Star Wars is real, too! That they
really got space ships and Chewbaki and all that shit! Stupid,
colorful bitch! Hahahaha!
Alright, my panties are off... You gonna try to fuck me now, or what?
Try? I´m gonna fuck your eyes crossed, you apathetic bitch!
Wham, wham, wham! How you like me now, bitch, how you like me now?
Is it seriously in?
In? You gotta stop fuckin all them rhinos and blue whales! Not
only is it in, but the shit´s about to blow! Ooooh! Mmmm...
Hope you´re on the pill, bitch, cause I blew that wad all up in ya
I.. I got it, it´s right on the end of this hair, here
Shit, yeah, clean yourself up, bitch. There´s a beach towel in
my bathroom
I´ll just use this Q-tip
Whatever, just do it and get the fuck back to work!
Okay, BB Dick!
What´s that?
I´m just playin! Bye!
Shit, what a life I´ve got... It´s good to be Mr. Peter Bodd... Damn good...
