Ticket bought a ticket
Flew in from J. A.
And we go ribbit
All year holiday
Home in the sun
Had to find work
So I came to England
Ticket that`s the ticket
Given the sack
We had to picket
Now we`re all on the dole
And ther`s lots of free time
Everybody is poor
They blame us for the crime
Ticket that`s the a ticket
Carry a purse
Someone`ll nick it
Ticket bought a ticket
Went to football
And see them kick it
In England the sport - Wembley
Has got a bad name
Violent support
Gonna ruin the game
Wicket we need a wicket
When summer come
They had cricket
Boham is cool
Selectors are spaced
Englands loosing again
W. G. Disgraced
Ticket that`s the ticket
Wee`d have too much speed
You have to pick it
Imported by sense
Sent in the mail
Beware of the dog
I got thrown into jail
Ticket I`ve got my ticket
Been giving you grief
Tell them to stick it
Tell them
Ticket
Tell them
Ticket that`s the ticket
Tell them......
