I got a velvet I got a velvet itch in my jeans I got a velvet I got a velvet itch in my jeans Can you scratch it Can you scratch it Can you scratch it Can you scratch it, right for me
Five dollar medicine Five dollar medicine up my sleeve Five dollar medicine Five dollar medicine up my sleeve Oh yeah, I'm a bastard Oh yeah, I'm a bastard Oh yeah, I'm a bastard Oh yeah, I'm a bastard aaah You set me free
I talk to elvis I talk to elvis in my sleep I talk to elvis I talk to elvis in my sleep He said I'm cracked out Oh yeah, I'm cracked out Oh yeah, I'm cracked out But at least, I got nowhere to be Nowhere to be
I've got an itch I've got an itch I've got an itch I've got an itch I've got an itch I've got an itch I've got an itch