I've been thinking 'bout Gabrielle
Solis and all the desperate housewives
I've been thinking 'bout Mike Delfino and his gun
I've been drawing patterns in my mind
But I can't fall asleep
I've been counting all the sheep
There is to count
No, I can't fall asleep
That's why I'm here with you tonight
Can you lend me a DVD box
Or sing me a lullaby?
Hello Mrs. Van De Kamp
Did you clean the whole kitchen
And drink all the wine?
Hello Saferide, can you give me a safe ride back to sleep?
'Cause I wanna OD on DH
I wanna OD on DH
Let me overdose on DH with you
I've been trying to kill the pain
By watching make-believe people's fake disasters
And think if I'd been Elaine
This misery'd been followed by studio laughter
I've been looking so hard for someone who could love me
Like Will loves Grace
But they say "It's not like on your flat screen TV"
It's gotta be like on my flat screen TV
I've seen you around
I can tell that you're just like me
You'd rather watch reruns
Than deal with the bad
Spin-off called life
I'll put the kettle on
Let's not speak
Talk ruins every conversation
I've downloaded Dexter
Come, there's room next to me
Hello, Mr Sipowicz
'Ginning to understand why you act like you do
Hello, Pablo, I got this vision we can dance to
I need to OD on NYPD
I need to OD on NYPD
Let's overdose on NYPD when we're blue
